He Shall Be Loved

@heshallbeloved

Featuring a wide variety of Fandoms, such as Doctor Who, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, anything Marvel with X-men in the front lines, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, J.R.R Tolkien, and more when I'm in the mood. Also feminism, sex and body positivity, equality, and a strong need to burn down the patriarchy, with a good dash of humor thrown in to even things out. Have fun and enjoy! Oh,and this is not a spoiler free blog. I try to tag, but sometimes i forget!

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deslizada

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

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ifeel-soweird

I love these doomed losers so much aagh

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

kitschke

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

deanscaps

damazcuz

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

valtsv

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

valtsv

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

virtualgirladvance

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

virtualgirladvance

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

virtualgirladvance

youre allowed to complain

sleep is a right not a privilege

you arent rocking the boat

you arent a burden

copepods

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

copepods

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful