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thisisalovestry

gay people* will claim they’re fine and then put liability by lorde on repeat and listen to it for 3 hours straight

*i’m gay people

serpentwife-deactivated20200820

all i do is have thoughts while mentally ill in various rooms of my house

5luv

(original tweet)

badjokesbyjeff

How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb?

You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

the-nonna-universe

That smile. That face!

heavensickness

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

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I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when someone openly tells you how much you mean to them

thewitchdoctor

uranian97

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

a-chicago-sunflower

3) mostly mined with slave labor

everkings

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

wildhaunt

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.

ariaste

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.

everythingcanadian-archive

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.

dxisybuchanan

engagement rings: HACKED

styna

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.