adriana

capricorn

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[adexxx02-blog]

Rebloguea si eres Mexicano 🇲🇽

xx

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

[yafavblogger]

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[meeesshhh]

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies, keep it going!

[jd-baby-deactivated20210223]

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[okinawawgoddess]

🙄

[thetaurusworld]

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

[soravagemecrazy]

Foreal

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

[thenfrankiesaid]

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

[ariesg0ddess]

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

[chubbloveee]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

The sink one took me out

[onlyblackgirl]

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

[findingmeslowly]

😂😂

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This is gold 😂

[notoriouslynay]

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

This post funny 😂

[apologeticallyfat]

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

[lilbrownnell]

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

[kingkunta-md]

I am ashamed.

[saaa-raaaah-deactivated20181128]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

[heyreebee]

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

[barenakedthoughts]

me: watching the iron giant 😄

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂😂

[billionairedreams]

Lame Nigga: Wyd?

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂

[adorn88]

oh my

[big-dick-nigga-3-deactivated202]

Lol is it bad that I’ve used that last one and it worked 😅💀

[rayraynddem]

Lame niggah: wyd

Me: bout to make some food

Lame niggah: you going to save some for me

Me:

[supersizemeplz]

I feel this on a whole ‘nother level.

[bigdezalclay16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[n0kiv]

Me: *minding my business*

Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass

Me:

[goodgirlsarai-deactivated202307]

That food one 😂😂😂

[donthmu11-deactivated20181226]

Brooooo 😂😂😂😂

[thathighguy]

How do women still tolerate niggas smh. Just terrible.

Every jigga has uses one of these or something similar. But I only do it to my gal or the woman I’m stroking never a stranger. That’s the worse

[callmenozomi-deactivated2019022]

Him: how was your day?

Me: good, long day at work so I’m tired, my fucking back hurts. Wby?

Him: Awh hun, sounds like you need some to dick

[pussyvuitton-deactivated2014040]

[labeatz]

body goals pero no puedo parrar de tragar

[blopaz]

#the cutest thing ever ??

[peakyavenger]

gucci vs walmart

[queentopia]

Dear Netflix.

You Keep Raising Ya Prices, But Ya Digital Library Still Contains About 85% Of trash.

Sincerely , Im Over It.

[ethereal-xciii-deactivated20220]

I feel this on a spiritual level tbh

[thislifeshitistrash]

Bet you won’t cancel that subscription tho

[deejay]

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[slayyytoven-deactivated20200920]

[gl3nblu3z-deactivated20210301]

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

[writinginraw]

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[halalchorizo]

[ramenuzumaki]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

what a vicious attack

[dashaibo]

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[xbacks-archive-deactivated20190]

when you see your mutuals online

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[mediciine-deactivated20180404]

me: i miss 1d when will they come back :(

someone: but they all have successful solo careers now!!!!

me:

[gluten-free-pussy]

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

[fluoritegalaxy]

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.