haven’t been around these parts much but i’m still lurking. :’) currently (very) hyperfixated on these two disasters
cherry valley forever
The Bowery Presents
No title available
Today's Document
The Stonewall Inn
One Nice Bug Per Day
Fai_Ryy
Mike Driver

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
h

gracie abrams
noise dept.
sheepfilms

No title available
No title available
Game of Thrones Daily
Claire Keane
seen from France

seen from United States
seen from Kenya
seen from France

seen from India

seen from Malaysia
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Brazil
seen from Kenya

seen from Türkiye
seen from Syria
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Cambodia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@hessickjim
haven’t been around these parts much but i’m still lurking. :’) currently (very) hyperfixated on these two disasters
💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢
commissions / ko-fi ♥
not in my wheelhouse but in case anyone out there is interested, and since i don't think i've seen it posted, t/om h/olland sneeze from a recent interview 👍
💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢
✦ comm for @venial-sins
I'm probably the most boring person ever, but the simple, domestic fluff of having a person taking care of their SO who has a cold will always be so very dear to my heart. Just simple cuddles, and tea, and blankets, and bless yous while someone's doting on their partner 💕
Someone teasing their partner with their nose.
Maybe the partner is busy with something, or hasn’t been paying attention to the other all day. So they take some flowers or perfume, get their nose nice and red and twitchy, and flaunt it in front of their partner to try and get their attention.
And if it’s brushed off or refused, they lay it on even thicker with dramatic hitches and fanning their face.
“I g-GEH-uess I’ll just g-go and…snf!…take care of this tickle m-myseh-! Heh-! HEH-!”
Their partner suddenly loses their patience (or perhaps their self-control), and pounces, touching wherever makes their partner whine and squirm. Maybe they try to back pedal, not expecting their partner’s passion.
“Oooh, what’s the matter~? I thought this is what you wanted…?”
💢 PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS 💢
as much as we all love wet sneezes (and i do share in that love) i do quite enjoy dry sneezes that are just air. like, the kind of sneeze where rather than a "sh-" or a "tsh-" or even a "ch-" it's just an "h-" sound doing the heavy lifting. some cough sneezes are just plain nice, admittedly, but in this case i'm referring to sneezes that still sound like a full sneeze, there's no real teeth or tongue involved.
"Huh-EHHYEWW!"
that kind of thing. they tend to sound just as, if not more intense than other sneezes, just by virtue of the fact that it's just all that air coming out all at once, and the only vocalization is essentially just yelling. it's hard to describe. i just know i like it when i hear it.
someone sneezing and then saying “that’s not good”
“hihh… Hgnch’CHOO!”
“Bless you.”
“Don’t.”
“…sorry.”
🪽🐍
what even was that
those wet soupy stuffy sniffles that sound desperate to keep everything contained
AGGRESSIVE hitching….that last, sudden violent intake of air that sounds like a desperate final gasp of resistance before sneezing harder than you expected…
The fact that some people just naturally get very sneezy (im talking constant, “can’t stop” sneezing,) with a cold is so so hot for no reason
i s2g vanillas be wildin’ 😮💨
Commission for @hessickjim
i’m feeling Very Silly today, so humor me. if a sneeze wasn’t called a sneeze, what would it be called? the more ridiculous the answer, the better.