bless you!

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[coldexposure]

A 1920s socialite with a cold swanning about her grand house in a sheer kaftan nightie, sneezing openly and blowing her nose into the oversized sleeves, savoring the feeling of expensive fabric against her chapped nose, and not bothering to change afterwards. She’s simply too sick to be embarrassed about it.

Inspired by Lilian Gish’s Henri Bendel-designed negligée in 1920’s Way Down East.

[coldexposure]

Also- Way Down East has a famous whump scene. Lilian Gish’s character Anna has been boarding at the home of David Bartlett and falling for him. Then, David’s father finds out about Anna’s shadowy past- she was tricked into a sham marriage and consequently throws her out of the house during a blizzard without her coat.

She gets lost in the storm and David goes after her with a search party. He finds her unconscious on an ice floe and heroically jumps across ice- falling into the river several times- to save her just before the ice she was on tumbles over a waterfall.

He bundles her up and brings her back to his home where he sits all night at her bedside until her eyes flutter open.

And then they get married so they can finally act on all that sexy eye contact.

[very-freakin-effable]

ooooooh PEAK

ABSOLUTELY PEAK

[snifflynose]

In my infinite wisdom as a human being, I’ve known about this for so long & have had access to it two separate times, yet never shared it. Smart.

Anyway, here’s your daily fix of Catherine Tate in the infamous scene as Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing. The sneezes are apparently not always a touch included in the show, but I LOVE how they were put in.

I also could have just whittled it down to the good stuff but I rly like these exchanges & thought it wouldn’t make sense without the context ok

[maladyinpink]

Yesss and this is the BEST version of this play too…

[thebluebirdsnest]

Imagine getting jumpscared by your own post from your old blog in the year of our lord 2026. Couldn’t be me! This is still peak.

[snzyspencer]

Kissing booth but instead of getting a kiss you step up to the counter and get an infectious sneeze (or three or four) from my cold-ridden nose

[mew31]

Shoutout to people who keep a box of tissues on your car dashboard! You are very hot. 🙂‍↕️

[starrysnz]

I found this on YouTube last night and thought some of yall might fuck with it lol. he says bless you several times :)

[lblmr32]

Give me sick and sneezy women in uniform. No, I don't mean just military or law-enforcement uniform. "Uniform" can be used as a broader term describing so much more.

A doctor in her white coat refusing to go home even though she's sneezing all over the hospital, completely unsanitary, demonstrating how doctors truly are the worst patients. Or a nurse that's good at taking care of everyone but herself, but she's utterly sick. Her scrubs get sneezed on repeatedly, and not by the patients. Even a scientist or a lab technician trying desperately not to get snot all over her lab coat. Those are sick and sneezy women in uniform.

How about a business woman in a suite, sneezing helplessly during the most important presentation of her career? Maybe a politician trying not to sneeze on the people who's votes she trying to get? Or a lawyer making her closing arguments for a trial that can turn her into a star, but she has to stop every other minute to sneeze? Those are sick and sneezy women in uniform.

Women playing group sports are also a good example. They're trying to excel and beat the rival team while not letting their sickness get the better of them. Sneezing on members of the rival team might work, though it won't be in the spirit of good sports. Those are sick and sneezy women in uniform.

And yeah, sure, a high-ranking military officer trying to convince a room full of other high-ranking personnel that her strategy is solid even though she couldn't defeat a simple virus. Maybe a detective wearing police uniform, trying to not let her sneezes get in the way of cracking the case. Those are sick and sneezy women in uniform.

So many options, as well as others I've failed to mention, but you get the picture. There is so much that can be done with this trope, so I say once again: Give me sick and sneezy women in uniform.

[starrysnz]

hmm, I think you might like Judy Garland in The Clock

[snzqt]

A and B are both sick in bed, but that doesn’t stop them from having sex. somehow, it’s when they’re this vulnerable that they enjoy it the most and feel more turned on than ever. their bodies are warm and covered in sweat. their skin is so sensitive to even the slightest touch. their noses are red, chapped, and dripping with thick snot. the bed is covered in soaked tissues and the blankets are a tangled mess. they look at each other, both thinking they have the most beautiful person lying beside them

[boobsneeze]

what do you all think of my new dress? 🤭

[starrysnz]

Mary Pickford - Hoodlum (1919)

[peter-steeles-wife]

sneezing while browsing through a record store. boxes and boxes of used, dusty vinyl to sift through in a cramped space. all the shuffling through the boxes causes more of that musty, well-loved smell to filter through the air - as well as more dust.

shelves that haven’t been dusted or well-kept in ages harbouring more of that tingly, tickly dust. sneezing could ruin the vinyl sleeves, or worse, cause you to bump into another box and unleash more dust into your already irritated nose.

[starrysnz]

[starrysnz]

blehhh I want this cold out of me

[starrysnz]

someone sneezing and then saying “that’s not good”

[starrysnz]

alright fuck it, slide in DMs if you want to chat about my cold. no men pls

[starrysnz]

deeply deeply embarrassing (and uncharacteristically bottomy) thought, but all I want is for a certain person to witness me having this cold, to bless me when I sneeze and to feel bad for me

[starrysnz]

everything’s about u to me

[starrysnz]

deeply deeply embarrassing (and uncharacteristically bottomy) thought, but all I want is for a certain person to witness me having this cold, to bless me when I sneeze and to feel bad for me

[starrysnz]

not snz but about inconsiderate contagious people

I took the train home today (up California so for 8 hours) and there were so many disgustingly sick people, I left my seat and spent most of the time in the cafe car because the woman across from me was open mouth coughing everywhere, full on coughing fits every couple minutes, blowing her nose and clearly sick. Her travel companion was wearing a kn95 too which makes it extra weird, like ur wanting to protect yourself but letting your friend cough all over everything? Another person in my train car also had a cough and sometimes they would have coughing fits at the same time! fun!!!! adults literally do NOT cover their mouths anymore it’s insane. I hate it here.

I also am feeling a little unwell but I think I’m just dehydrated and tired