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Can you draw Japan in late Sengoku Era samurai armor?

this ask has been rotting in my inbox for like actual years and i still took a lot of liberties with it, drawing nyo japan as an onnamusha (female samurai) and archer instead LOL

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nikkiintheory

The Kingdom of Denmark-Norway

i’m back in the building i fear

euforri

do you think den likes pda?? how does nor feel about him being more affectionate in public?

Yes, in the sense that the displays aren’t so over the top. So less kissy, more grabby.

To be truly intimate with someone is to know them.

I can really see Den with a hand on the small of Nor’s back, or a gently possessive hand at his nape, kneading out the knots. Footsies under the table. Hand on thigh in public transport while the other is on his phone. Etc etc

euforri

wife

euforri

and the idiot

brishollow

Do yall think he’ll act like it didn’t happen tomorrow

euforri

how do you think den found out nor gave birth to ice? 🫣

I actually have a comic WIP for this. I don’t wanna say too much about it, but you should know that the Nordic 5 are all on a boat in the ocean when the conversation happens. Perfect location because Nor can’t just run away to protect that long kept secret.

anorchards

Dennor family doodle. do yous think baby Is was fat

euforri

bare-bellied and vulnerable

kleinzarohe

Let's see if I can manage to draw five of them this year...

fartshitter222

China doodle, im looking for hetalia art mutuals, hmu

euforri

viking hospitality

forsoobado137

Is England genuinely banned from new jersey or is it like jaywalking where nobody gaf. Sorry I remembered something about England and new jersey and just had to search for the post and now I just have to bother you with this question.

Arthur Kirkland is officially BANNED. They actually made a law prohibiting him from entering New Jersey. Their hope was to ban him from all thirteen colonies, but nobody else wanted to go through with that (cuz it's a dumb law), and the trend died with them.

But that was back in the 18th century. A couple hundred years later, basically everyone forgot about it, including Alfred.

That was until the 2010s when people were looking at weird old laws from the US. It became a niche meme that the personification of England is not allowed in New Jersey of all places.

The meme made another resurgence during the 2026 World Cup. Now, obviously, they let him attend the matches there, but there was a large joke protest against him. A few even called the police to report the "crime".

So its legal status is ignored, but the people of New Jersey still hate him. Alfred will enforce the ban now that he's remembered it exists. Hopefully, he'll extend the ban to all 50 states.