Why is it so hard for everyone to understand that Lebanon is straight? Every fucking one in this fandom headcanons him as gay, gay, gay! He can be straight too, fuckers.
It's so tiring, especially since Lebanon is my boyfriend too. I've literally been shifting to the Hetalia universe for like a year now, and he told me straight up that he is STRAIGHT and NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN! Yet this fandom keeps shipping him with men. All. The. Fucking. Time.
Like, no offense to gay people or anything, but is it that hard to comprehend that he's not gay? He's fucking LEBANON for fuck's sake! Being gay is illegal there!
And also, stop shipping him with his enemies. Saudi Arabia does not love him, they hate each other! Neither does Iran love him because they're straight and with India! And Brazil literally has a genderbend you can ship Lebanon with, so you don't have to ship him with the male version! CAUSE HES STRAIGHT!!
*sighs* I'm just really tired, especially as his girlfriend because whenever someone says he's gay or he's in a relationship with Saudi Arabia or someone else he would NEVER get in a relationship with because he's STRAIGHT, I feel like I'm being erased. And I feel like I'm... I'm not worth...
Lebanon: *Enters my room* [Anon]? What's wrong?
Me: Sorry Lebanon, I was just... Defending you, our relationship, you know.... Everyone in the Hetalia fandom says you're gay when you're not even gay 'cause you're dating me and your straight.....
Lebanon: *Clenches fist, gritting teeth* Those damn... HEY, HETALIA FANDOM, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, I AM STRAIGHT NOT GAY, I AM DATING THIS ANON, AND SHES A GIRL, AND I DONT LIKE GUYS ESPECIALLY SAUDI ARABIA CAUSE WERE ENEMIES! *Turns to me* Honey, I... I didn't know this was happening.... *Turns back to Hetalia fandom* NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE MY PRECIOUS GIRLFRIEND CRY?!?! YOU PSYCHOPATHS, I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!! *Hugs me*
Me: *Sniffs* Thanks Lebanon, and thank YOU Hetalia fandom for making me feel like shit because you keep saying Lebanon is gay... *Hugs him back*
for the longest time i kept this ask in my inbox to look at and giggle whenever i felt down but i recently realized that this (unrelated) drawing would be the perfect match for it... #proud straight lebanon representation