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Hetalia's #1 Trash Blog™ 

[hetalia-crackfessions]

happy thanksgiving, everyone! we hope you brought sides! what are you grateful for in this fandom?

-Mod Tulip

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we're back, with a vengeance (i hope)

- Mod Tulip

[seaglassdinosaur]

Going into this new year of 2025, the world is looming large. I know there are many things we’re worried about, the safety and stability of ourselves and our loved ones, those who actively put effort toward hurting and tearing down others.

That’s why it’s important we put good into the world, both in our local, in-person communities, and online.

For my part, I’m starting a book club for the local high schoolers to encourage critical thinking and improve literacy, and to build bridges in the area.

Online, I’m continuing my efforts of drawing attention to Hadeel’s family—herself, her husband, their two daughters and newborn son, and their extended relatives. I ask you to donate, share and reblog to help them out.

Donate to Help My Two Daughters Escape from GAZA WAR, organized by MOHAMED E M Mikki

Hello everyone.. I am Hadeel Mikki from Gaza, Palestine and this is m… MOHAMED E M Mikki needs your support for Help My Two Daughters Es

If you want to do more than that, you support and boost the gofundme of another Palestinian family! Get involved with a local pro-Palestine group, or set up a fundraiser to help!

Remember: your efforts are not futile. The world is so big, and our future in 2025 is intimidating, but approach it with the mindset that if you help one person, make their life a bit better, it’s worth it.

Be well, be kind; every bit helps.

To a better 2025!

Help My Two Daughters Escape From Gaza War

Hello everyone.. I am Hadeel Mikki from Gaza, Palestine and this is my husband Waseem Mikki, my daughters Mira and Nadia, My mother Tahani

Hadeel’s gofundme has been verified by @90-ghost and others, which you can check at @hadeelmekki @hadeelemad595 and @hadeelfamily

[hadeelmekki]

🙏❤️🌹

[kyotemeru-arts]

Yeah.

[hetalia-crackfessions]

nine eleven, i didnt forget

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Bringing this one back

- Mod Spaced Out

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We've all been there, anon. Right, guys?

- Mod Tulip

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Finally got my own tablet for editing on the go

- Mod Tulip

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Okay, with Tumblr Communities currently in beta, I wanna ask:

if I created a community page, would you join?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 31, 2024

[hetalia-crackfessions]

what should the ship name be? Put it down in the replies

-Mod Tulip

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they wish they had his confidence

-Mod Tulip

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Lot of Macau requests; imma have some fun

-Mod Tulip

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i like to think he was there for emotional support

-Mod Tulip

(Russia model by Ask-Hetalia-Russia on DA, China from MMDwiki)

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Okay guys I have a weird thing to ask about.

Do any of you remember this one three panel hetalia fanart where it was Spain and Romano where for some reason they were both cats (I think) and Romano was a baby cat. Romano tries to nurse from Spain but Spain is like “Romano you can’t get milk from there, I’m a male” and the last panel is Spain saying “grow strong Romano.” I think it was drawn in ms paint or something.

I feel fucking crazy but I’ve remembered this post for years but have no clue where to find the original. It was either on Instagram, Pinterest, or maybe Tumblr.

Please help me.

- Mod Spaced Out

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He’s been found and returned home safely. I have waited for years, not even exaggerating, for this image to reappear so that I would know I’m not crazy. Now all I need is the Romano pregnant pencil sketch image where he’s ugly crying because Italy wasn’t being supportive or something

- Mod Spaced Out

[hetalia-crackfessions]

Hey, sorry for being inactive for so long! 😭😭😭

Work and school have been putting me through the wringer, so I hadn't been making edits

I hope this makes up for it...

- Mod Tulip

[worststardewvalleyconfessions]

Introduction To The Worst

This is the worst stardew valley confessions blog. We are here to take whatever you want to scream about.

The reason this blog was started was because the creator noticed that a lot of the content seen was tame with a dark underbelly that was hard to find or it was brushed under the rug. We want to see the worst of the valley. Mostly for entertainment but natural curiosity as well.

Make no mistake though, this is not a safe space. You won’t be safe here. This is circus, not a sanctuary.

Confessions are: OPEN

Rules

There are no actual rules except that we refuse to accept asks about pedophilia, incest, or bestiality. We will just delete asks that break this rule instead of responding.

Other than that, go nut. Tell us your worst secrets, say the most gut wrenching fantasy you got, or just complain about random nonsense.

You don’t have to be the worst to send an ask. As long as you follow the main rule, you are welcomed here.

We will usually just post an ask without comment but if you want us to voice our opinions on your confession, complaint, or desires then just put [Response] in the ask.

Usage example: I like this character [Response]

But we may comment if we feel compelled to.

Rules will be added (More about ask etiquette than anything) as needed.

Tagging System

Confession- Crushed Joja Cola

NSFT- Unlucky Shorts

Written post- Soggy Newspaper

We will try to trigger tag, but expect the worst anyways.

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Not a confession, but one of my mutuals made a Stardew Valley confession blog. They’re fascinated with the weird shit that blogs like this get in their inboxes so give them the worst

- Mod Spaced Out

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My friend just sent me this (to tease and bully) I feel ill

- Mod Spaced Out

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nine eleven, i didnt forget