KATSO!, KATSO!, KATSO!

Lime/Vibe Born in 🇩🇰 Living in 🇫🇮 Married I'm also a mom 🩷

[eternalgirlscout]

people always take descartes out of context. so few know the full quote is "come on and slam, i think therefore i am"

[lord-shitbox]

thought too hard about making this a real poster I could put on my wall

[saltedweather]

I don't think people slipping up on pronouns every once in a while signals that they deep down still see you as your former gender. I think when parents call their kids by a sibling or pet name it doesn't mean they deep down see their dog and child as the same being. I think muscle memory lives in the tongue and everyone slips some times and it doesn't mostly reveal anything deep in the subconscious. I think we need to let sigmund freud's students and disciples and implications go.

[lollytea]

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

[lollytea]

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Voting ended onJul 9

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

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[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[yellow-lemon-lime]

One of the most common myths I read about Finland is that school students have no homework. So I want to take the opportunity to inform anyone who might consider raising a child in Finland, that just because my Finland-born Finnish husband didn't do his homework, that doesn't mean that there is no homework in Finnish schools. You simply can't use the statistical outlier that is my husband and apply it as the standard.

[animaltestings]

genuinely curious, out of my mutual/follower-sphere,

Do you have a good relationship with your father?

yeah!

nope!

don't have a father (disowned, etc)

wasn't present/didn't know him

he's dead (complicated, etc)

Voting ended onJun 27

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[justcatposts]

Removed the top of my desk for cleaning. Cat did not understand 

(via)

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

slam dunk

[yellow-lemon-lime]

INFO: If you are having a baby in Finland you can get a maternity package which includes things like clothes for the baby, hygiene products etc.

PROS: The package includes hygiene pads.

CONS: Those pads are clearly designed for people who have light flow and who have never given birth.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[sentienttoast]

I think about Matti every day

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[yaoiblackmold]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[agendermetalbender]

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

Ah, cool!

Love a cephalopod, me.

[lionofchaeronea]

I am so happy with this.

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[fiollaigean]

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let the record show i have a cold and no vocal training but i tried my best