I have a lizard

Lea | Biro-Ace | Non-binary | California kid

[fromanotherroom]

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New Person, Same Old Mistakes playing from another room Tame Impala

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

Ah so this is what my neighbors heard all last spring

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

Tell a story with two browser tabs

[itsfuegon]

flattered

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[just-mythyk]

educational and salty. i like it.

[sgtsweetcheeks]

[tockthewatchdog]

loved one: i have a problem

me a machine built to solve problems: great here’s the solution

loved one: im so fucking emotional about the problem

me: i have the solution

loved one: i get so angry. i’m frustrated

me: i am holding the solution in my hand and showing it to you

lloved one, yelling now: the universe is indifferent

me: solution

[aeide-thea]

#the trick here is that the problem actually has two parts: #one part is the problem itself #the other is the emotional distress and feeling of loneliness generated by the problem

#and counterintuitively you have to take care of that second part FIRST #because otherwise—as you point out—they won’t be able to absorb the solution #so step one is going ‘i love you i’m so sorry this is happening to you i love you’ and listening to them for a while

#and then once they remember that they’re not an island of misery in a sea of nothingness #you hit them with the solution (proposed gently so that it doesn’t seem like you’re trying to shut them up about the problem) #it’s probably going to feel weird to do it but I guarantee you it works

#tl;dr: when someone’s complaining about a problem it’s about an 85% chance that they actually want attention sympathy and kindness #and the actual problem is something they can solve—but only once they’ve fulfilled the immediate need

(via @bill-blake-fans-anonymous)

[mikkeneko]

[vinyl-and-plastic-dreams]

The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

Link: |X|

It’s super breathtaking:

[warplanerubdown]

What a bizarre series, I love the way these are displayed

Vitruvian Man, Da Vinci

The Thinker, Rodin

The Scream, Munch

Moai (Easter Island)

Winged Victory of Samothrace / Venus de Milo

[inaseaofwonders]

This is my favorite

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody

[mioxenoblade]

CRINGE POSTING ON MAIN

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Wait sorry I forgot there was another flyer put up

[neonnerd17]

Every time I think college can't get more wild, it does

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Wait really that's what you guys did

[neonnerd17]

Yeah! Turns out it was a part of the anti-cinema cinema club's way of trying to get new members. It was wild

[solitarelee]

i’m sorry did you say the anti-cinema cinema club

[ephemeraltea]

so they have a webbed site

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

If the infinite universe theory is true, that means there’s an AU where I like dogs better than cats, and idk how to feel about that

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

Cadwell in ESO is the dyslexic/ADHD is the representation we need 🥰

[toastbutteregg]

[modogoblin]

[antiplondon]

[simplyspider]

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

[funnytwittertweets]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[ikarus-the-phoenix]

All I want is to live in a city with a metal snake, is that too much to ask?