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don't let the theme fool you, lithuania is my favorite 🩷🇱🇹 | 20+

[hetawhores]

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ꜱʜᴏᴄᴋ, ᴅɪꜱᴛᴜʀʙ, ᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴀᴜᴛɪᴏɴ — ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ ᴅɴɪ.

こんにちは！ᴄɪᴀᴏ! ɢᴜᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴀɢ! ʙᴏɴᴊᴏᴜʀ! 你好！ ПРИВЕТ! ʜᴇʟʟᴏ!

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡʜɪʟᴇ? ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ; ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ. ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ? .....ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴄᴋꜱ 🧦 — ɪ'ᴍ 21 ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʏ 2026.

...𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆? 🚬🥀 ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ.

ℝ𝕌𝕃𝔼𝕊 & 𝔾𝕌𝕀𝔻𝔼𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔼𝕊

: ̗̀➛ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏɴʟʏ !! ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ/ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴛ. ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ！

: ̗̀➛ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ (ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏʀ ɴᴏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ) ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀꜰᴀʙ. ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴇʀᴍꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙʟᴏɢ, ɪᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. (ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅᴇʀᴏɢᴀᴛᴏʀʏ/ᴄᴏɴᴅᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ꜱᴏ 🤷)

: ̗̀➛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ. ʜᴇᴛᴀʟɪᴀ ɪꜱ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ꜰᴀɪʀ ᴘᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀꜱᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏɴɪᴢᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛꜱ, ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛ....

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ:

ʙᴅꜱᴍ ɴᴏɴ/ᴅᴜʙ-ᴄᴏɴ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ/ᴀʙᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴅʀᴜɢ/ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴇʀᴀ-ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ᴍɪꜱᴏɢʏɴʏ ᴡᴀʀ-ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇꜱ ꜱᴛᴇᴘ-ᴄᴇꜱᴛ

ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ:

ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴄᴇ..?? ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ (ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ-ɪɴᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ) ᴍɪꜱᴏɢʏɴɪꜱᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇʜᴏʟᴅ 👊💥 (ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ɪ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ'ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡʀᴏɴɢꜱ) ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀꜱᴘᴏʀᴛꜱ / ꜱᴄᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴄʀᴏᴘʜɪʟɪᴀ ᴀɢᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ (ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴅʟʙ & ᴅᴅʟɢ)

ᴛᴀɢɢɪɴɢ ᴋᴇʏ

ꜱᴍᴜᴛ — ᴅɪʀᴛʏ.ꜱᴏᴄᴋꜱ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ — ᴄᴜᴍ.ꜱᴏᴄᴋ ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ — ᴄʟᴇᴀɴ.ʟᴀᴜɴᴅʀʏ ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ — ᴏʜ. ᴛʜᴀᴛꜱ ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀʀᴛ — ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ.ꜱᴏᴄᴋꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ / ᴜɴᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀɪᴢᴀʙʟᴇ — ꜱʜᴜᴛ.ᴜᴘ.ꜱᴏᴄᴋꜱ

˗ˏˋ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐏 ! ˎˊ˗

[hetawhores]

making a masterlist for this blog is no joke..... the plan is to link everything on a bigass aesthetic google doc with the links taking you directly to the fic posted on tumblr so i dont have to make 80 million individual posts (bc i NEED everyone to have their own aesthetic)

[hetawhores]

ur post about them all being colonizers ur so real had 2 follow

LMAOOO im so glad..... i'm working on my first comeback? post rn (g8 kinks n shi) but this blog will also be used to bring light to the horrors of this pos media..

if they're not the colonizer, they're the colonized bro 😭😭🙏

[hetawhores]

LOOKING FOR HETALIA MUTUALS !!!! 20+ preferred, but 18+ required !! PLEASE FOLLOW/DM ME PLEASEEE PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT HETALIA I'M WRITING HEADCANONS FOR THE G8 RN ASK ME AB THEM !!!!

[hetawhores]

okay heta community, what should my comeback post be? 🤔🤔

first post..?

g8 kinks (hcs + a drabble for each)

this one lithuania ask i REALLY fw 🐺😛

g8 😽 eating (hcs + a drabble)

Voting ended onNov 2, 2025

[jellicoree]

hi amepan nation

[zakuramochi-deactivated20260314]

this meme is literally their canon dynamic

[angie-massei]

[mililyrose]

they deserve it

[samrut]

How can folks look at Tolys and not want to witness him in every single emotional state unhumanly possible?

Like:

Look at him!

[samrut]

Tired Plant Dad🌱

[digital999placebo]

Feliciano (and Gilbert) is a very big fan of embarrassing Ludwig. (EDIT: FORGOT TO ADD THE SONG assumed everyone would know the infamous azelia banks song where she shot her shot at kanye)

Lovino is taking off his shoe in the last panel bc he's an avid partaker in the toxic culture of beating on younger siblings' manly partners. This time he will beat Ludwig with his shoe (he won't actually do it but he will sure as hell pretend like he's going to).

and YES, I am a strong believer that all the nations regularly go out singing karaoke together as a kind of after-work.

[hetascanlations]

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 428 Original Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba Scanlation: donamoeba // loaf // jammerlea

[mellfifi]

Passion:

4a. Emotion.

4b. intense, driving, or overmastering feeling or conviction.

4c. an outbreak of anger.

A facade can only work for so long

Passion can persist in many different ways, even without love, and anger is one of them, emotions. I’ve always said that spain is reliant on his emotions, not calling him dumb but he can pick up cues, and feign acknowledging them. Of course, a facade, an act, only works so far until it reaches a boiling point, water spills over, until it eventually subsides again.

A former power has old habits, much like the others, his anger and strength still persist (even after hundreds of years go by).

Anyways I just wanted something idk headcanon wise I always thought abt in my mind, what if his old anger showed up? idk it’s always been a weird interest like, how can he pretend? For how long? I needed to indulge guys! Tee hee inspired by the Owl House, iykyk

[hetascanlations]

(Original)

Apparently, on September 22, 2022, Japan and Spain signed a memorandum for mutual tourism cooperation and strengthening ties.

Spain is a highly-regarded tourism destination in Japan, and in return, the number of Spanish visitors to Japan reached a record high in 2018.

There's much to look forward to from here on. I want to go to Spain!! (Himaruya)

(Original)

I want to go to the Shima Spain Village as well. (Himaruya)

[doomspiral]

coworkers

[paro-art]