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Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔
Ready to break up with Google?
So are we!
We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.
Check out the full list over on the blog!
- The Ellipsus Team xo
Oh fuck yeah
was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort
idk why this has been suddenly getting notes again but scytheguy says thank you
I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
I tried to draw comics ,but it didn't seem easy.😓
My translation comes from Google so there will be some grammatical errors.😖
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Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?
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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam
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I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy You can read about her here. Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Jinx Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom
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I would like now to share with you a story from when I worked at a sex shop. Contrary to popular belief, it really was just like a normal retail gig except I stocked a lot more dildos. But we did get extra comfortable with things like nudity and talking about sex, as you’d imagine. However, there was still limits.
So my manager- let’s call her M- hosted a bowling party for the store. She didn’t have a nice quality camera, so she borrowed one from our coworker, S. Now S was a lovely person but really ditzy.
We went out and had a great time, M taking pictures as the night went on.
Then it was time for M to compile all the pictures for a slideshow to show us all how much fun we had. She loaded them up and got a surprise.
A few days later at work, M and I were stocking DVDs and S came in. She waved cheerily and headed into the back to get settled in and as she did I noticed M looking… stiff. I waited until S was in the back before I asked what was wrong.
“Well,” she said, “You know the camera I borrowed from S?”
I nodded.
“I thought she’d cleared the memory card before she gave it to me, but she didn’t.”
I regarded M with a slight but growing dread.
“At first it was just pictures of us bowling and stuff- but as I was scrolling through there was suddenly a picture of S- naked…”
I paused and slowly said, “I don’t think just seeing S naked would be this disturbing…”
“She was pulling her ass cheeks apart and staring at the camera! With her face and her asshole!”
I started to lose it, burying my head in my arms and shaking with laughter.
“When I told her she forgot to clear the memory, she said she knew! That she didn’t mind me seeing the sexy shoot she’d done with her boyfriend, and didn’t she look hot? Now every time I look at her I see her staring at me, showing me her butthole.”
I was in hysterics at this point, fully crying I was laughing so hard. When S came out of the back room she was completely oblivious to M’s discomfort, just cheerfully counting her till for the closing shift. Throughout the night I’d remember and start laughing again and M would shoot me the knowing look of someone who’s seen their coworkers anus.
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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you have to outlive donald trump
imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.