RA's Favorite Alive Dead Girl

/!/ Stella, callsign LEECH, she/it/he /!/ dead 2 times over, still kickin /!/ John Creighton Harrison's graves are my favorite gender neutral bathrooms

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Heyyyy Omninet :3

/!/ It's me. Your favorite ex-HA, ex-Horus, ex-alive girl~

/!/ Call me Stella; I mostly use she/her, but it and he are good for flavor ;3 Callsign is LEECH

/!/ My mech is a Balor named [[BLOOD&STARS]]. Her nanites look like isopods. They're my babies, all 44,934* of them <3 I owe them my life in the most literal sense!

/!/ To make a long and confusing history very short; I was part of a crime ring in HA space, before I died. Then I was part of a HORUS cell, before my gf killed me. (Merry if u see this: I lived, bitch. Watch your back <33)

/!/ Relatedly, I AM looking for a job rn. Mercenary companies, pls hire me, I am very proficient at beating things to death ^_^ (I can also hack with the best of em! Who do you think has been making all of your omninet search histories public? ;3)

*This number updates in real time

OOC: HEYY I've been lurking for a bit but I decided to finally make an account :]!!

Stella's lore isn't super concrete, if you are HA or Horus-affiliated and wanna just interact like we know each other, I'm totally down to yes-and.

Also, Stella's lore/posts may include topics like unnatural (un)death, infestation, and bugs. I will do my best to tag these as they come up, but lmk if I miss anything :]

[shakurasenderart]

Shoutout to all the Lancer fans

[isyourmechrunning]

>>”I don’t think this is edible” “you’re trying to poison us” “what the FUCK you can’t EAT THIS”

>>OKAY??? YOU LIKE MY FOOD AND THINK ITS DELICIOUS UNTIL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE REACTOR CORE PEPPER???? COWARDS????

[whohasfourthumbsand]

+ THE WHAT? UNTIL WE FIND OUT ABOUT THE WHAT??

+ VISSILY, I ATE YOUR FOOD; WHAT IN RA'S NAME DID YOU PUT IN IT??

[isyourmechrunning]

>>POINT OF ORDER THE REACTOR CORE PEPPER IS NOT MADE OF REACTOR CORE I JUST FOUND IT IN THE REACTOR CORE

[whohasfourthumbsand]

+ NOTHING SHOULD BE GROWING IN YOUR REACTOR CORE.

+ VISSILY, NORMAL PEOPLE AREN'T IMMUNE TO RADIATION POISONING.

[isyourmechrunning]

>>IM NOT IMMUNE TO RADIATION POISONING AND ALSO IT WASNT GROWING IN THERE I FOUND A SHAKER OF PRE-GROUND PEPPER IN THE REACTOR CORE THATS THE REACTOR CORE PEPPER

[broken-lovestreak]

You know, if I were not so hopelessly devoted to my darling dearest Ashana, I do believe I may have been a Dusk Wing pilot. It's quite an elegant frame, is it not? Yes, quite beautiful.

It would be so very useful in my line of work to disappear from sensors like it does, and flight is always a welcome development. The DIHYED flashbacks are of course a consideration, but surely nothing could be so delightfully horrifying as my darling.

I would never forsake Ashana and Empty Threat, of course, but it's fun to speculate some days.

Zero~

[callsign-sucker]

//Sucker\\

I didn't think you could have gotten any worse. but combining the most vexatious person I know of with the FRAME THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST was not something I needed today.

SSC went into a metavault, killed a MONIST-1 class entity, and whatever the fuck that was is the best the could do?

Like wtf?

Just so that they could fit a Sal into a Goblin?

Seriously. Nothing on that mech needs to be paracausal!

WHY DOES IT EXIST!

//For Cogito Ergo Sum\\

[broken-lovestreak]

You can just say you want me carnally

Zero~

[callsign-sucker]

[tritiumsun-deactivated20231023]

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

[transsapphoholic]

She's beautiful

[2oovoojaver]

Snickers did not like Sprunt

It ate only the can and then the soda hovered in the air in a can-shape for a moment like loony toons before falling to menacingly bubble a hole through the floor

[hexatiousnova]

Terrifying, thank you!

[kazsartcorner]

Harrison Armoury's latest development in chilled anti-dehydration warfare, enjoy a crisp cool can of SPRUNT with your McHarrison's Ration Meal, with a rereshing chill so cold you can cool a Ghengis with it*. Order today! *The HA Sprunt is for human conumption only do not apply to HA machines, HA is not liable for any electronic damage, burns, loss of life, total biome destruction or quantum entanglement caused by the misuse of Sprunt.

[zybilna]

[reactor-tech-ermine]

NO!

STOP PUTTING FOOD PRODUCTS INTO YOUR REACTORS!

"oh but Ermine it'll just get vaporized in the heat it'll be fine!" I hear you thinking.

WRONG!

Your reactors can't fully react non-fuel materials! This means you get mixed-element tar and soot buildup in incredibly delicate outlet manifolds! Not only are these a pain in the ass to clean, because the atoms in the foreign object debris react unpredictably, there's no telling what kind of toxic elements you'll end up with! It's a PPE nightmare!

[zybilna]

It is okay because the mech will drink all of it since its so thirsty for a delicious can of sprunt 😊👍

[reactor-tech-ermine]

No, your mech will not "drink it all" it will get stuck in the piping and then your tech will have to replace parts and clean things and generally not like you.

[desdinonniying]

So if a mech won't drink a soda... will it eat a clam?

Or is za "soot" like its poop?

Won't it just pee out za soda?

Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!

Food rights for mechs!!!

*starts making picket signs*

[hexatiousnova]

"Mechs should have digestive systems so zhey can enjoy Sprunt and clams!" have you heard of the Balor by any chance?

[isyourmechrunning]

>>Can confirm mechs love drinking Sprunt

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Double confirm!

/!/ My babies have been getting only the finest in vending machine goods recently ^_^

/!/ (Though I suppose they also sustain themselves with the food I eat...? Hmm.)

[isyourmechrunning]

>>Hi guys!!! So, uh, I'm not really a pilot. I didn't have a mech before my hardsuit got Weird and I don't do any fighting or anything like that, but people keep lumping me in with all the pilots on the Omninet??

>>I'm just a mechanic guys!! I specialize in some weird stuff, but I'm literally just a mechanic :3

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Welll, i think most of the confusion is that your description has "union's most transgender goblin pilot" in it.

/!/ Glad to know that title is up for grabs! Mine now :3

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ Heyyyy Omninet :3

/!/ It's me. Your favorite ex-HA, ex-Horus, ex-alive girl~

/!/ Call me Stella; I mostly use she/her, but it and he are good for flavor ;3 Callsign is LEECH

/!/ My mech is a Balor named [[BLOOD&STARS]]. Her nanites look like isopods. They're my babies, all 44,934* of them <3 I owe them my life in the most literal sense!

/!/ To make a long and confusing history very short; I was part of a crime ring in HA space, before I died. Then I was part of a HORUS cell, before my gf killed me. (Merry if u see this: I lived, bitch. Watch your back <33)

/!/ Relatedly, I AM looking for a job rn. Mercenary companies, pls hire me, I am very proficient at beating things to death ^_^ (I can also hack with the best of em! Who do you think has been making all of your omninet search histories public? ;3)

*This number updates in real time

OOC: HEYY I've been lurking for a bit but I decided to finally make an account :]!!

Stella's lore isn't super concrete, if you are HA or Horus-affiliated and wanna just interact like we know each other, I'm totally down to yes-and.

Also, Stella's lore/posts may include topics like unnatural (un)death, infestation, and bugs. I will do my best to tag these as they come up, but lmk if I miss anything :]

[corsair-mercenary-companies]

Welcome to the Omninet! Good to see other folks refusing to die! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Till Legends bleed!

//Morse\\

[callsign-sucker]

opinion on the balor?

//Sucker\\

The Balor is a monster.

To understand why you need to understand what the Balor is.

It isn't a mech.

It's a walking sandstorm that will rip apart anyone and anything to make more of itself that is capable of going through any hole the "cockpit" will fit through.

Many call it the most terrifying mech one can face, and not without reason. as it can literally pretend to be any other mech, and you wouldn't notice before it's too late and the graywashing has begun.

But I find another mech more terrifying.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

if u take real good care of a balor eventually u have 2 balors

[squishkitt-deactivated20260421]

balors are actually slime girls btw

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ This is true, can confirm ^_^

[isyourmechrunning]

>>Hey guys do you think I can mount a short cycle lance on a goblin?

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ DO IT DO IT DO ITTTT IT'D BE SO FUNNYYYY

[aswarmofmoths]

no comment

[paracausal-isopod]

/!/ This isn't even a joke. I swear my ex listened to shit exactly like this. God I hate them sm

[nhp-grad-whatever-student]

"Sekhmet killing its pilot" is actually a statistical error. The average Sekhmet kills 0 friendlies. Sekhmet Georg, who cascaded in a cave & kills over 10,000 each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Meow meow