Heretical Half-Assery

♏️☀️♏️🌙 ♋️⬆️ Digital backup grimoire and shitposting blog of a smart-ass hearth witch. I will find you. And when I do, I will feed you.

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Blessed Equinox All!

-HB

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I find sweeping with a mix of sea salt and lavender buds really helps clear the energy in my space

-HB

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Let’s get this bread.

Out of the oven.

Because it’s done baking.

-HB

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If I’m not careful this is just going to turn into another cooking blog (which I guess is kind of par for the course anyway, being a hearth witch and all) 🍽️ 🍃

Shrimp and chopped olives for prosperity and abundance + lemon juice, oregano, thyme, dash of crushed fennel seed, garlic and both black and red pepper for longevity and protection.

Salad for salad purposes.

-HB

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Does anyone else whisper promises to their plants?

-HB

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Dear Diary,

I called the man I love a dumbass again.

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Do other Hearth Witches struggle with, like, wanting to cook ALL the time but also not wanting to be wasteful?

-HB

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BOSSES, amirite?

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Hozier is my muse, don’t @ me

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Communing with spirits is gonna be hella weird once Millenials and Zoomers start dying off.

“Well, I TRIED to find out if Sophie was happy in the afterlife, but she just kept screaming about garlic bread.”

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Witches just know things. We don’t always know how it is we came to know what we know, but we know. You know?

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Say a prayer over your local black cat, friends. This time of year they are most in need of protection 🐈‍⬛

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A concept:

Having an altar to your preferred hearth goddess in your pantry.

A pantry chantry, if you will.

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To which unknowable cosmic entity does one have to pledge one’s soul in order for homemade cakes not to have to consistency of cornbread?

...afaf

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They just keep MULTIPLYING! Am I officially a bird parent now?

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*Bee fren detected* 🐝

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We have babies on the way!!! The pair nesting in the other fern hasn’t laid yet, but they have a nice, big, well-insulated nest built up so it’s only a matter of time!