Koya Rose @hexesand-hoes - Tumblr Blog

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

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“We will ensure that no harm comes to … uhm. Hm.

… we will ensure that any harm that comes to your citizens was rightfully deserved.”

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Schemers Out Of Context

Campaign 4 Episode 22

"Thimble don't say 'that's sad' so loudly"

"Liam said 'always be masturbating'"

"There was context!"

"It almost makes it worse tho"

"Gimme gimme gimmehhhhhhhh 👹"

"My armor is 25 now 😁"

*the rogue that just rolled a 19 on the die: 🧍‍♂️😭*

"It's all smoke mirrors and trickery except when it isn't"

"This is what i was made for, being mean and correct"

"With your friends out of sight you decide to prove that it is not the freakiest thing down here"

"You all came looking just for me?"

"Well it does take a village"

"I'm more excited than a blink dog at a barbecue"

"Fair play bitch"

"Your a good egg"

"That means a lot, I'll kill somebody for you"

"My hair."

"In the timeline that our lore keepers are making this day has a different font size"

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It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

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Them being messy

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Surprise Stolitz commission for @/moonmystery5 with the prompt "big size difference"! had way too many scenarios in mind for this 😏 but here's a big eepy birb and his smol bf 🤏🏽

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

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Lucifer: I'd like to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alastor: I wake up at 5am every day for my morning broadcast.

Lucifer: I'd like to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.

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I HAVE MADE A HIERARCHY OF MONSTERFUCKERS

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Tier One (Ground Level)

The Prep: humans only, no monstrous shenanigans here, tastes run very vanilla

Tier Two

The Goth: wants to fuck something human-shaped but still a little off, can run the gamut from elves (probably tall and skinny, pointed ears, fast and strong) to werewolves (fangs, claws, maybe some fur, definitely a lot of bruises and biting) with vampires somewhere in between, wants it rough and a little scary but still recognizably human

Tier Three

The Nerd: where it starts getting weird, wants to fuck demons aliens cryptids mythical creatures venom from marvel comics and darth maul from star wars, give them horns, give them hooves, give them tails, give them tentacles, give them red/blue/green skin and inhuman growling voices, if it’s got two legs and two arms and a head (extra appendages welcome!) then they wanna fuck it

Tier Four

The Jock: does it for the vine, straight up freak, wants to get rawed by a dinosaur, eaten out by an eldritch horror, if it shouldn’t be fucked by a human person then these human people probably want to fuck it

Shit Tier

The Poser: wants to fuck Pennywise from IT