[kosmogrl]

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[fuck-customers]

[1000-life-hacks]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[foxglovedforest]

[californiastatelibrary]

The Aurelian, published in 1840, was drawn, engraved, and colored from the natural objects by Moses Harris. The full subtitle reads “A natural history of English moths and butterflies together with the figures of their transformations and of the plants on which they feed.” Aurelian is an archaic word for lepidopterist (one who is interested in butterflies); the term is derived from aurelia, meaning chrysalis, and relates to the golden color it may attain just before the butterfly emerges. The Aurelian Society was a group of founding members of the Entomological Society of London. This title can be found in the Rare and Special Collections of the California History Section.

[lucydacusgirl]

Without gifs we are in hell

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

"the jedi should have taught <exact thing they teach in canon> instead of <thing i remember from the fandom telephone game>!"

[shed-some-light]

jarvy and his boys 🫶

[shed-some-light]

[icedhockey]

again, extremely cunty sorceress who can control the weather versus guy with spirit halloween armour and a bad british accent backed up by daft punk. truly a no-brainer

[galacticsabc]

Grace Rocky Save Stars

[canesbian]

our finnish guys, haha

[challengersdvd]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ROD BRINDAMOUR