constantcuriosity.

Hey! I'm Jessie. <3 You're all fabulous people, so don't ever let anyone tell you anything different.

[haleyincarnate]

Quote by Keigo Higashino

[captn-sara-holmes]

Eating dinner with a friend and her very sleepy two year old, I give the kid her plate of veggies and say ‘okay it’s hot so we’ll have to blow it,’ kid blows on her dinner then absently says ‘happy birthday’ to her broccoli

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This is the cutest little kid content and I’m here for it

[bookmania]

This is why I’ve been on @Tumblr for over eight years 😝

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[minuty]

[peaceofseoul]

When in doubt, go to the library!

[imgfave]

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[caffeinatedpositivity-blog]

being soft is not weak!!! kindness is not weak!!! being sensitive is not weak!!! being sympathetic is not weak!!! you can be soft and powerful!!! you are soft and powerful and kind and deserve love!!!

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[veryfunnymemes]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[chessys]

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired

[flowers-killers]

This is the most accurate tweet I’ve ever seen

[nick-avallone]

Me every new year: this is the year of being selfish! This year is about ME!

My inner, overly-considerate, people-pleasing ass:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up is realizing that $100 dollars is not a lot of money.