~Straight Vibing~

Jade || 25 || she/her || Ireland 🇮🇪

[detectivehole]

[detectivehole]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[firefox-official]

artists rendition of my first day of college

[firefox-official]

“this comic is fake” i bared my SOUL to you by telling you this happened to me. i wish this comic was fake

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[radiofreederry]

I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets

[radiofreederry]

Person who never takes public transit seeing a classic “random shit strewn about the train car”: oh god. Oh god. Is this meth.

[cryptotheism]

The Alchemist of the Subway

[afloweroutofstone]

Green cap bottles are Zyrtec, OTC allergy medication. Pretty sure red cap bottle is Tylenol. What does the NY Post think meth is made out of

[beowulf22121]

"chemicals"

[teaboot]

Some of that is straight up loose dog food

[pinkisbitter]

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

[cryogenicmeltdown]

This one?

[pinkisbitter]

PRECISELY THAT ONE

[pinkisbitter]

[ilikeit-art]

[rettaroo]

[chongoblog]

It’s called bloodlust because you gotta make out with the blood

[jame7t]

sounds like something the Dracula would say. Might want to re think this…

[chongoblog]

Hmm…you’re right. Here’s my potential revised version. Let me know what you think

It’s called bloodlove because you have to cherish the blood through the good times and the bad

[jame7t]

this is too beautiful

[tiktoksthatfuck]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[witchblade]

🙋

[relelvance]

They should take his shirt off and show his armpit with steam and sweat

[duncebento]

？

[neotrances-deactivated]

i think he was quite clear

[thickness-protection-program]

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

[isuggestarson]

I have a suggestion

[thickness-protection-program]

isuggestarson what do you suggest

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

[churrotowns]

who is doing it like him

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Someone free this man

[thesituation]

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

[zvaigzdelasas]

x

[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[methforgirls]

okay... walks away sadly...i guess you don't need me either.. walks into wall and explodes