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@hexiquin
Family: what are you gonna do with your life?
Me: Ship fictional characters on Tumblr
i love making friends in fandom, i love playing with our toys together, i love coming up with increasingly niche aus, i love lifting strangers up, i love motivating people to create, i love watching someone get excited over an idea and immediately running with it, i love yelling in tags together, i love seeing someone gain confidence in their writing/art because people were kind to them <33
Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space
Don't forget to play it loud as fuck
please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.
This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.
It took them two tries to ban it?
to be completely honest *starts lying
Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?
Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?
Yes
No
Time for a post that doesn't comply with the gimmick...
So, companies are tracking you no matter what you do, but this specifically is something I care about deeply.
Essentially, when you share a link, sometimes it has extra data that tracks where it comes from and goes.
Opening Spotify, clicking the first item, and using the share button, I get something like open.spotify.com/track/4P0f1HTaA2UwtLJGryNgJZ?si=DBvbfihOSweU1KHj9Mib8w
That ?si=...........…. is the tracker. It tells Spotify who clicks on the link and ties it to you, meaning Spotify knows who your friends are even if you never follow them.
Similarly, if on Amazon or EBay in the browser, I get something like www.ebay.com/itm/146493392451?_skw=lenovo&itmmeta=............&hash=item................&itmprp=enc..............
And, similarly, everything after the question mark is tracking you. I had to blank it out because it was so long!
There is an exception for a few things (I.E. the v=..... on YouTube, but not the si=..... on YouTube)
The general rule is delete everything after the ? and if it breaks, add something back.
You should do this.
Firefox users, when you right-click to copy a URL, it will give you the option to "copy clean link" which does what prev describes for you automatically. 10/10.
i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody
hiii! which yohaji character do you think has the most final girl potential in a horror movie? i feel like haru would make it almost to the end and end up sacrificing himself to save others or something like that. heian douman is a final girl but im not too sure about principal aachan. beniko would be a great final girl imo
feel free to tell me how far you think other characters would make it like who would be the first to die if you want!
Ok, since i dont really watch Horror since I’m a WIMP I had to refresh myself of slasher horror (I do like the stories I just cant handle watching) roles. Also this is gonna be based on the most generic version of a ‘final girl horror’ I can think of…this is gonna be long.
(Also if anyone has any horror recommendations for a wimp I’m all ears!)
First we must categorize placements, then I’ll get into specifics.
Final girl= generally ‘pure’ or ‘not like the other girls’
Suspect = murderous, ‘odd in a non conforming way’ (AKA gay or mental illness or neurodivergent)
Canon fodder = not ‘pure’, ‘funny’, subtly ‘odd in a non conforming way’ but not enough to make your question if they had point in killing everyone
Now that we have a base, let’s get into the meat and potatoes! Almost all the teachers/adults are dying!Â
The Principal is a fake out (NOT A SUSPECT) who dies in front of the survivors to make sure they know they were wrong right before the end.
Miki is just gay enough that he doesn’t live but not gay enough to be a suspect. Dies just as we find out we have a killer.
Izuna is a slut (derogatory). Ibara is the girl who dies at the same time as her slut husband (as she would have wanted). Close to the middle is when they die.
Ebisu, Seimei, and Akira are self explanatory.
Kurai is a slut (affectionate). QUICK DEATH where he fights back, after we know about the killer.
Seiryuu is a comedic relief = canon fodder. Byakko is two confident = fodder. Genbu could be that old person who warns they cast, or the character we wish lived thru the opening (yes the Heian trio are the opening deaths)
All the parents are waiting at home for the call that their kids are dead (yes including renren’s dad)
Ranmaru could be a suspect or be the person who had the character arc and dies protecting others, depends on how suspicious he acts (unless he doesn’t lock in, which means he dies QUICK)
Ame dies trying to save haru in a slow death (maybe steam roller that is slowly crushing his legs or the killer got him in a bear trap) dies after we realized that there is actually a killer.
Haru is the last adult alive, the tragic death that probably locks in the final girl if he outlives the others.
Now…Makoto is interesting. He has all the makings of a final girl (innocent and ‘pure’ while also able to lock in for the final fight) but he’s also a policeman. Now the police are either incompetent, corrupt, or used as a power scale. If he dies, he’ll be a sign that not even the government can save you. So either he dies midway or he is the only final girl for the adults. If final girl, he would think that he killed the killer but the audience will question if he actually succeeded, ambiguous ending all the way.
The teens are more/less complicated since some are easy while so are hard. Let’s go rapid fire!
Daisy, Marilyn, kashima, Odawara, Hajita, and Mujina are all too comedic to live long. First deaths where we don’t have to think too hard.
Oota and Akibe are dating so they die quick (if the stay virgins one will die before the other, if not they die at the same time.)
I love her aesthetic, but Koizumi is too feminine to be a final girl. Dies after we realized that we have a killer.
Ogata twins are perverts they die QUICK!
Rensuke is the smart guy who says all the information only to die after. Midway thru at the earliest.
Tamao, Mame, and Toubyou are all too comedic to live but will probably die in an impactful way (like after a confrontation, they die in a loved one arms)
Ogoso is similar to Miki, not gay enough that he could be fodder and not a killer.
Now…unfortunately, Fuji and Yuri are a little two gay to live and just gay enough that they could be suspects (unless we are writing to be subversive or have a grand meaning, the cishet white guy director is killing them. Hopefully the director will use them in a way to beat the  homophonic allegations) if it were written to not be generic, Yuri would be a final girl similar to Beniko (explained later) and Fuji dies in the arms of Ogoso in a very tragic way (unfortunately the skirt killed him)
Maeda is fodder but he’s also gonna get us a lot of fan edits made by teen girls who snuck in to watch this.
Hime is a suspect but only because she is too neurodivergent (and the director has no allegations to stop him from making her the killer)
Kurahashi is self explanatory.
Yanagida would be joke kinda killer, kinda in the background the whole time or ‘was never a mystery on who is killing’ type killer.
Natsumi only can be final girl if she was pushed hard enough (which most are) but if another ‘girl’ raises up she will be early fodder.
Sano, Beniko, and Kuniko are all different types of final girl. Sano is the reluctant final girl. Has all the chops to be but needed the emotional push (would be interesting if ebisu, haru, and Mame were in his movie!), most likely has an ambiguous end. Beniko is the ‘not like other girls’ tomboy version that was a defensive survivor from the start but now doesn’t have anything to lose so she’s killing the killer. Kuniko is the classic ‘pure’, ‘not like other girls’. She has just enough of a personality to give her main character energy. She uses her brain to win (most likely in the movie with Renren and even helps him out). She will either die winning or kill the killer.
Hope this answers your question!
it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding
dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing
obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)
but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it
"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.
"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress
I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE
I just calls it like I sees it
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him
"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"
i think abt this a lot
baby lego hotdog
my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.
I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service
romants
Went 'oh this is neat' and then I was like 'oh HELL YEAH'
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.