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alexis / 23 / michigan

[bumbis]

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

I love the "Why does X call you babygirl?" memes but the original panel is so much funnier to me because the context is that this bitch hasn't driven a car in 10 fucking years and he's taking a group of middle schoolers to the top of a mountain to summon aliens on New Year's Eve and at the suggestion to be careful he tells this 14 year old to shut up

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

[jondmess]

Listen/purchase: Defying Gravity by Jon Mess

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[alycyn]

when u go to type work and u type worm

[alycyn]

listen i spent like 10 minutes looking up “business worm clip art” and “worm in bow tie” and when i couldn’t find it i just googled happy worm clip art and even drew a briefcase(and made sure to label it so there was no confusion) and i didn’t do that for less than 200 notes

[judgedarts]

i, giorno giovanna, have a dream!!

bonus: process gif!

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

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[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[roachranch]

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

[lapisbitch]

[historyandmemes]

Jfc 😂 (tweet)

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Abe “the babe” Lincoln

[burgers-in-anime]

Mob Psycho 100 II, episode 5: “Discord ~Choices~” (2019)

[sexhaver]

someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned

[mjalti]

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

[thefiresontheheight]

Good reasons to get stronger:

Lift girlfriend.

Lift wife (someday, I hope).

Protect women.

Intimidate men.

[the-alethiometer]

See, this is healthy masculinity.

[thefiresontheheight]

No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.

[goforduck]

sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares

[citric-crow]

aasimar is that thing where you get real close to the microphone and talk right

[goforduck]

oh yeah that sounds familiar! thanks!

[colorogasm]

Always Remember:

kissing can and will, get boring.

its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.

forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.

you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.

they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.

privacy is still in play.

trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.

you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.

saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.

you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 

they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.

the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 

dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 

know what matters most and focus on that.

[petekey-party]

I want someone to romanticize me like emos romanticize 2005