hey, hey

dakota : robot boy [he/they] : lvl 23

[bixbiboom]

It’s reassuring to know that even the cast regularly forgets that Sam is six feet tall too.

[calware]

i know the phrase "we went to homestuck together" originated from a post about toby fox but i like using it in regard to anything that's even slightly tangentially related to homestuck

[theoneofwhomisblue]

But heres the drinker

[creepymutelilbugger]

he is dinking ‼️

[horseimagebarn]

horse standing by a table it seems to be at some sort of party with the liquor on the counter amongst a bunch of chips and plates this horse doesn’t seem to be having fun at this party perhaps it is a bit nervous or an introvert which i believe many folk on tumblr can relate to

[throwupgirl]

AUTISM RULES.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

assault parrots, if you will

[bixbiboom]

This is your regular reminder that Taliesin is a great singer and it’s baffling as to why he doesn’t have a solo line in the opening theme.

Also I am Travis just bopping along to the vibe.

[ildahl]

A friend approaches! What will you do?

[ikimaru]

nice try, loser

(based on this clip lool)

[raiasintended]

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

[deep-state-partisan]

[radiofreederry]

[clair0se]

one thing i know is that there is no problem an "awawawawa" or a "wehh" or a "yippee!" can't fix

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Wild that Harley Quinn has always been this great of a character

[zelvgar]

🍎🍎🍎

I just had nothing to do

[helbram]

summertime aka time to post hau

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.