[radariant]

How do I get money to get commissions

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…

[chaoticautie]

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Gotta love an ADHD/Autism solidarity post

[zoomerbro]

[7-thirteen]

When you have a blue shell, and your friend in first place begs you not to use it:

[glutko]

[sourearth]

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

[darkmoron]

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

[headspace-hotel]

I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus

kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing

[jellisdraws]

*Opens book*

*takes 3000 Psychic damage*

*closes book*

“Neat!”

[theonion]

New Claritin Flamethrower Incinerates Whatever Causing Allergies 

The new Claritin flamethrower is available in either a regular 25-foot or an Extra Strength 50-foot jet of fire

More.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[mrclassyclass]

[snuv]

[frogmp3]

a fun adhd thing to do is reflexively repeat noises or words you hear around you either weirdly to yourself or weirdly directly to other people or, in a fun and not weird way, to your cat

[cutabello]

Yeah it's called echolalia and it is also an autism thing too!

[frogmp3]

i simply call it vibing 😌

[ellenfromnowon]

[skarchomp]

i never really thought about it as a kid but as an adult it’s so so funny that the second most politically powerful person on the planet is 14 years old and yet somehow her every order doesn’t lead to complete humiliating failure

[skarchomp]

fire nation captain: if we try and dock in these conditions there’s a very high chance our boat will be torn to smithereens and we’ll die of either drowning, blunt force trauma by being smashed against rocks, or being picked apart by barracuda-squids

azula:

[skarchomp]

boy it sure is a good thing i remembered to specify that i was talking about avatar in the first post

[tomorrowteen]

i thought this post was about greta thunberg

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed gecko

[duckbunny]

he’s got BONES in there

[catchymemes]