Coyote of the Exclusion Zone

Male/29/USA. Collector of outdated technology. Assembler of outdated firearms. You should play Project: Silverfish, Pacific Drive, and Over the Hill.

[themaliklucas]

The funny animal posting will continue until morale improves.

[enriquemzn262]

Some executive: we’re in the proud state of X, and I want to name my new airline something that will identify it with this glorious land.

The same marketing rep everyone else keeps hiring:

[britneyinventions]

Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and typically only represents the nose through its shadow. This animation style became incredibly popular in Japan, in part because the nation wasn’t large enough to provide the studio space required to create live-action films. Popular anime films include My Neighbor Totoro, Pokemon: The First Movie, and The Animatrix.

[crepvscvlar-deactivated20131030]

Britney Spears did not invente anime for shit you idiot. It was created in the 1980s, please shut the fuck up.

[tateyama-chan-deactivated201502]

no im pretty sure britney spears created anime she was actually a huge inspiration for the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion look it up

[feministimpala]

If you seriously say that fucking Britney Spears invented anime, you need to get other internet connection besides tumblr and whitegirlsarealwaysright.com because I think that’s where you are getting your dumb-ass information.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

britney spears invented anime and in fact founded japan

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[depsidase]

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[enriquemzn262]

Bell UH-1 Huey, Vietnam War.

[appalachian-werewolf]

So people are freaking out about Driscoll's proprietary seeds that they sell to farmers around the world? That they breed plants?? That's impossible!!

Baby's first lesson on the agricultural industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

I'm begging people to stop listening to bimbos on social media trying to scare you about food.

If someone is trying to scare you and then offers a solution that puts money in their pockets, you can ignore them.

[jkatnay]

Band On The Run

More comics on Patreon

[dittography-direwolf]

[orcbara]

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

[orcbara]

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

[justanisabelakinnie]

[ozempicofficial]

[outsidewolves]

Nomenclature

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[lowpolyanimals]

Wyrmscraig Goat from Old School RuneScape