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Janaina Medeiros
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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todays bird
Peter Solarz
Today's Document
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@jeremytheblack
Itâs funnier every year that I donât update my bio, which I have not changed since I was 25 apparently, but Iâm 30 now. Also a dad. So the ironic dad jokes I mention in my bio, are just honest to goodness dad jokes.
Commission for Monozari of their comic!
the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
Sometimes I talk about returning, and then I don't. I still probably am not, but also hello if anyone is still here!
Little doodle of Sora, just because drawings this guys relax me a lot (don t know really why)Â Â
Oh, if any of my mutuals want blđ”sky codes hmu
my girlfriend bought some homestuck mugs when they were back in high school and just went home for thanksgiving and found their parents have been using them regularly.
they appear to have appointed Rose and Dave to act as their toothbrush mugs
Is it time to return to tumblr? Maybe, who knows. My life is so different now. I am an actual, literal father now and also I have new interests. Truly the Wild West for me.
my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned âand iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuâ not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub
like oh my god. itâs such a non issue but itâs so so funny
this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something
Quietoparao
Dungeons and Daddies is such a bullshit show because how the fuck can I explain that the show with the dumbest gags on the planet has made me cry
âOh yes, thereâs a whole arc about a man dealing with the trauma of his abusive father that is truly emotionally compelling. Yes, the man canonically cannot wear pantsâ
âGlennâs story really makes me sad because yes in a way he finally did the thing to be a good father but itâs so sad how him doing the right thing for his kid made him lose him. Oh yeah, his full name is Glenn Close, you know like the famous actress Glenn Close?â
âMy favorite arc is one where a father tries to fix the mistakes he made in the past but despite doing everything he can he still traumatizes his kid. Because even when you try to do the right thing in the now, the mistakes you previously made can still affect you. And even when you try to be a good parent you can still fuck things up. Oh by the way, this arc takes place in a Fortnite parody.â
âIâm currently very sad about a child named Normal. Yes, he is his schoolâs mascot. Their mascot is a teen.â
"I really love the arc where Henry finally gets to confront his father about how he wants to hate him, but he can't because he just told his sons they need to try to love everyone. He finally gets to acknowledge that he's scared of being angry with his boys because he was raised to believe that anger means you aren't perfect and if you aren't perfect, then you're nothing."
"Yes this is the same man who never showers and says his favorite TV show is the sunrise"
OP made this unreblogable but I had to show y'all
A moment of inspiration struck me
i kinda want him NGL
[id: a tweet by zac oyama (@/zacoyama) which reads 'You take away my blue check mark... on 420? ... Elon ... you have created a powerful enemy ...' and has a photo of zac in an elaborate, all-black renaissance faire costume with a massive cross on a chain around his neck, black round sunglasses, a black wide-brimmed hat, and a katana. one hand is on the katana's hilt and the other is holding the brim of the hat. /end id]