Archie Millteanach; Chaotic Dipshit

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I bought a million new games for my PC then went back to playing DA2 anyway (why am I like this) but the textures have gone... well, they’re just gone.

But it looks like it’s snowing in Lowtown, so merry Christmas, I guess :D

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Archie: Yeah, so I was held captive in an underground temple for my entire life, treated like an animal, and tortured by a Gnomish cult as a sacrificial Sin Eater, slowly having bits of my body cut off to appease an evil god, until I found out they were straight-up ready to murder me, so I made a rush-job pact with a demon without reading the fineprint and yeeted up to the surface.

Party: 😨 

Archie: But I’m fine! I’m a really positive person! Birds are neat!

Party: 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨 😨

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Lil collection of some funny tweets from recent sessions.

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Archie bought a bird automaton. He'd never seen the sky before he started his adventure, so he just thinks bird are neat.

Trying to draw his dumb freckle-face and failing.

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Number 4328th way to disrespect your DM:

Ignore the real narrative and have a pizza party for your dwarf's pet racoon, Steve.

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DM’s got us chasing a lot of fucking gnolls.

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Instead of working, I made a dice pouch.

Amazing how fancy you can make a scrap of leather with some temporary tattoos.

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Archie is a Beshaba tiefling and a hopelessly optimistic Chaotic Dipshit.

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Archie's very messy character sheet so far.

The poor lad is dextrous and charming, but dumb as bricks and weak as shit. 👌

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