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@heydickless
&&. ❝ ZATANNA ZATARA. ❞
❛ i’d get right on that if i were you. —- that is, if you like coffee. that works too. what would life be, if it didn’t have a hint of SUSPENSE? ❜
❝ coffee an’ i are OLD FRIENDS. --- we can get that coffee, unless you’d rather ‘ave the SUSPENSE. ‘cause then i can JUST LEAVE. ❞
&&. ❝ ZATANNA ZATARA. ❞
❛ it’s coming to theaters world wide next month. a … alright. that sounds like a really fascinating story you could tell a girl over coffee. ❜
❝ gotta PRE-ORDER those tickets then --- i COULD. or i could just leave her in SUSPENSE. ❞
&&. ❝ ZATANNA ZATARA. ❞
❛ it’s definitely never boring. but yeah, i lead an ACTION-PACKED sort of life. add the magic into the mix and it becomes something like a movie. well then —- count me as flattered. what else do you have on that list? ❜
❝ sounds BLOCKBUSTER WORTHY --- a fifty year old with VERY BAD SIDEBURNS, wearin’ REALLY TIGHT pants. weird an’ MENTALLY SCARRIN’. ❞
make me choose ✢ anon asked drive angry or all the boys love mandy lane ?
I would like to take a moment to appreciate this blog. It's pure gold. As is your portrayal.
w t f is this ??? i’m literally grinning like a fucking idiot. w OW, THANK YOU SM <3
grey's anatomy sentence meme pt. ii ( various seasons. )
" i'm sorry, i get mean when i'm tired. "
" i'm dependable. "
" i just want to run. "
" you know, i'm here for the sex if you need it. "
" i live my life under a banner of avoidance. "
" i can't help it, i'm an avoider. "
" tonight we will have hot, perfect sex. "
" it's okay to let your guard down. "
" you don't have to be tough all the time. "
" every bone, every muscle just aches. "
" did you only shave one of your legs? "
" the only thing you're going to get from me is sex. "
" i can't anymore. "
" i'm not looking for a relationship because i'm never good at them. "
" i'm letting go. "
" how did this happen? "
" how did we end up here? "
" shut up, i'm your person. "
" i don't know what to say to you. "
" it’s like candy, but with blood which is so much better! "
" so you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? "
" what is this? what're we doing here? "
" you know some people would call this a relationship. "
" beer is dripping from your nostrils. "
" there's nothing to talk about. "
" whatever, just spit it out. "
" it never get's any easier. "
" nothing surprises me. "
" okay, what's wrong with you? "
" you realize this constitutes hugging? "
" i'm having a moment here, don't mess with me. "
" thank you for not dying. "
" yeah, hi, did you bring liquor? "
" i feel empty. "
&&. ❝ SPENCER MONROE. ❞
‘ —- i’m FINE, piper. you all seem to think i’m going to BREAK at any minute. i’m NOT. i’m fine. ’
❝ you tryin’ to convince ME of that, or YOURSELF ?? --- it’s fine to NOT BE FINE, spencer. doesn’t make ya’ WEAK. ❞
&&. ❝ SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM. ❞
she hadn’t considered that but she’s not about to let piper know, she’s far too prideful. full lips purse and she tosses the other woman look a utter disgust. “—and i can’t kill him for that?” she’s only partially serious.
brows wrinkle momentarily, as azure hues scour the female’s donned expression prudently. there was a small, silent fight as amusement THREATENED to take control of neutral lips. this was not a HUMOROUS SITUATION. this was more or less a TRIAL for a man’s life, and piper was having trouble forcing back a mirth-filled tug. ❝ it’s not a GOOD ENOUGH reason, no. ❞
Who does Piper NOT want to punch in the face, though.
piper: (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)งpiper: f i t e m e
“There was a nice synchronicity between Jessica Jones and working out that I enjoyed – I love to box and I love mixed martial arts stuff, and [they were things] I was able to expand a bit more on with Jessica Jones.” -Rachael Taylor for Woman’s Health Australia
&&. ❝ SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM. ❞
“and what makes you think he won’t just heal and try it AGAIN?” putting an end to it then and there would nip it in the bud. it seemed like a win-win.
❝ he was CHECKIN’ YA’ OUT, not SIZIN’ YA’ UP. ❞ the only crime the male was GUILTY of, was OBJECTIFYING the WRONG WOMAN. that didn’t warrant a DEATH SENTENCE --- maybe a few broken bones, a CONSTANT REMINDER of his crude offense, not the loss of his life.
when you start to headcanon family shit and make yourself sad, cause your muses family is a big bag of dicks.
“I’m a New Yorker. Fear’s my life.”
❝ that’s bein’ a little MELODRAMATIC, don’t ya’ think ?? — it can’t be THAT BAD. ❞ granted, piper had never set foot in the CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS. whether it was an OVER-DRAMATISATION was lost to the female. she just ASSUMED.
RENT: SENTENCE STARTERS ( MEME / ACCEPTING. ) ⤷ @virtuedmagic !!
&&. ❝ PEYTON REYNOLDS. ❞
❝ not sure what you w a n t me to say because all my brain is doing is screaming that you’re a fucking idiot. ❞
⤷ @heydickless
❝ i know it’s a little UNORTHODOX, but i don’t see YOU comin’ up with anythin’ better. ❞
rent; starter sentences.
“Where’d you learn to tango?”
“Who died?”
“I didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs.”
“The opposite of war isn’t peace! It’s creation!”
“A new lease, you are my love.”
“Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.”
“I used to be a junkie.”
“Zoom in on my empty wallet.”
“I have always loved you. You can see it in my eyes.”
“Didn’t give an inch, when I gave a mile!”
“I didn’t pierce my nipples ‘cause it grossed you out.”
“I’m a New Yorker. Fear’s my life.”
“Measure your life in love!”
“There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!”
“I’m looking for baggage that goes with mine.”
“Would you light my candle?”
“Let’s open up a restaurant in Santa Fe.”
“You look familiar.”
“Fucking weird.”
“How do you document real life when real life’s getting more like fiction each day?”
“I’m writing one great song.”
“I just sold my soul.”
“I don’t own emotion, I rent.”
“It’s hard to do this backwards.”
“You can’t quietly wipe oput an entire tent city then watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” on TV!”
“Would you light my candle?”
“I try to open up to what I don’t know, because reason says I should have died three years ago.”
“Give in to love or live in fear.”
“I’ve longed to discover something as true as this is.”
“Take me for what I am!”
“All you had to do was ask, and I’m yours.”
“I’ll cover you. With a thousand sweet kisses.”
“There are times when we’re dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here?”
“Today for you, tomorrow for me!”
“This is not my bar mitzvah!”
“Merry Christmas bitches!”
“I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be - and more of a woman than you’ll ever get.”
“No day but today.”
“Piper is just this like unbelievably independent, feisty, strong willed young woman, who is a character unto herself. She doesn’t need to hitch a ride on the male character for support, or for development of her character. She doesn’t need to kiss somebody. She doesn’t need to make out with anyone.”