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Wilkins woke up and chose violence
These are not only legitimate, but 179 of them were made by the real, actual Jim Henson Studios.
Henson's pre-21st century humor was ahead of its time, and perhaps ahead of FCC rules.
That is the HEIGHT of comedy right there
It sounded like kermit.
today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy
Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.
was anyone going to tell me that tyler posey has an actor brother that looks just like him but with an even jawline or was i supposed to find out myself by watching him as chris perez in the selena series on netflix
@cubern
This is the Most Evil Thing I have ever heard
I don’t like star Wars, but this is what an anxiety attack sounds like.
LEGITIMATE
Ben’s ‘death’ fucking destroyed me because everything about it was so heart breaking and perfect. Him possessing Klaus then getting to hug and say hi to Diego?? All of season one him getting mad at Klaus for wasting his life?? All of that then him giving up his to save his sister. All for love. And then making damn well sure Klaus knew it wasn’t his fault he stayed so long.
In conclusion I love Ben Hargreaves with all my heart and soul.
i thought the umbrella academy couldn’t get any more relatable in terms of actually understanding how siblings act but then season two comes along with shit like:
“I’m going to BEAT you and not the way you like it”
“cHiLDrEn iN tHe bAcK” and then klaus just fucking falling over the seat.
klaus showing up to allison’s house seeing a body and immediately going “are we burning or burying”
five being So Done with Luther all season but still pushing him out of the way from the bricks falling
“Luther sniffs dad’s underwear”
“You have had your possession privileges REVOKED”
and then ben going still worth it
everyone mentally rolling their eyes when diego starts talking about how he likes a girl (don’t @ me you know they were)
five pretending not to care about them but actually caring a lot™
the entire part where they’re lifting the tractor. diegos like fucking finally and luthers like we can leave you here would you like that.
diego forgiving vanya in less than a minute
the entire scene with klaus allison and vanya
everyone being like ok i understand why you would want to kill them but i still can’t let you
luthers forced smile at strangers after five yells “IM THE DADDY HERE” literally what i do when one of my brothers does something stupid in public
luther trying to keep the peace between the fives is just a whole ass mood tbh
klaus going over the ‘possession ground rules’ with ben
“klaus you’re so FILTHY”
Ben and klaus’s little piss fight on the side of the road
“you look like antonio banderas with the long hair”
diego and luther when five shows up covered in blood
but we didn’t kill the comission! yeah that entire conversation especially “Five what did you do?”
I am reminded of a film about a young man who comes upon a rat in the streets of Paris. This rat is special; he has been gifted with a talent for the culinary arts. He transcends his station as vermin. Yet he is cursed to live a half life, his greatest talent confined to the kitchen in which he will never be welcome. Yet he strives to live; he conducts himself through the young man, concealed within the chef’s toque. The man becomes marionette to the rat - yet the rat himself is puppet to the whims of his own ability, unable to find significance in the simplicity of his species’ station. In the end, it is only the food which escapes the cruel influence of obligation. It is constituted not by what it must do, but only by what it has always been. Tell me, Will, are you the rat? The young man, controlled? Or are you, perhaps… the food?
So the Jet/Zuko fight scene is great for many reasons but can you imagine, sitting in dunkins donuts, sipping your dunkaccino, and this crazed teenager comes in with these enormous. hooks? and accuses the ALSO teenaged cashier of being a russian sleeper agent and there’s a cop who tries to diffuse the situation but instead of letting things de-escalate the cashier leaps over the counter, steals the cop’s gun, and says “i’ll give you a show” i mean-
#six months after the incident you start going to this new indie coffee shop#and it turns out to be owned by vladimir putins brother
how could you hide this in the tags
Since people are getting into Hannibal again, I feel like this never got the attention it deserved.
they cracked the code
Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???
This t-rex is so happy to be tearing a car apart and pushing it over a cliff! She's got so much energy! She needs healthy outlets! Where the fuck is her enrichment team???
#i love this post #both because it's funny and good #and because it gets right to the heart of the problem #jurassic park wasn't designed as a zoo #it was designed as a theme park #the amazing scientific advances? #the miracle of real live dinosaurs? #it meant nothing #the lives of the creatures themselves were nothing #just the means for a rich old white man to get even richer #hammond was never doing it for the children #the kindly old grandpa facade was a lie #he was a billionaire doing what billionaires do #and this is way too much rant for a post that made me laugh #but here we are
ok but these tags tho
Sometimes reminiscing about pre-quarantine I feel like minor Russian royalty reminiscing about pre-communist revolution times. I’m like…ah yes I used to wear different beautiful outfits to work every day and shake the hands of many people without fear. I would simply leave my house and stroll into a bar for a last-minute cocktail with a friend. I would knock back oysters, sitting elbow-to-elbow with others at the counter. there were plays and concerts I never went to. The tzar invited us over often and had a GIANT chandelier
Vampire and werewolf dating
OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!
This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!
https://tapas.io/episode/1559785
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the fact that sohla was hired at bon appetit for $50K/year and doesn’t get paid for video appearances like her white colleagues is digusting. anyways here’s a montage of her cooking circles around everyone at ba pic.twitter.com/uzZsRMGIwf
— sarah (@s_whip_)
June 11, 2020
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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
Here's some important bits that I think add to Sohla's narrative from BuzzFeed's "The Editor Of Bon Appétit Is Resigning After A Photo Of Him In Brownface Resurfaced". Also fuck conde nast
Minneapolis police shoot TV reporter & camera crew with some sort of projectile (5/29/20 evening)
Actually this is Louisville KY. Wave 3 is a local news station that covers Kentucky and Indiana and the people there are protesting the death of Breonna Taylor. I know that us Kentuckians might be small compared to Minneapolis, but please don’t forget Breonna or the seven people who were shot the other night during protest, one in critical condition. You may not hear as much about Kentucky, but when the news station literally says Louisville, this is just lazy.
This reporter was shot in the eye and permanently blinded. By the cops.
This is terrorism
"She said protesters took her to hospital after the police shot her, giving her medical supplies and acting as her eyes after her own became bloodied and swollen."
Emphasis mine, in case anyone needs reminding on who the villains are
