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so if the pjo fandom could stop being misogynistic for like one second and remember that Hazel and Thalia actually do in fact exist. pleaseee stop dropping 'percy jason and nico friendship <3' and forgetting that they're not the only Big Three kids
anyone else remember that one scene thats just
beckendorf: omg percy i found the dismantled head of a bronze dragon in the woods will you come help me find the other pieces
percy:
beckendorf:
percy: the fuck
beckendorf:
percy: we are in the middle of capture the flag we're supposed to stand guard we're going to get in trouble
beckendorf:
percy: *moving to help him* sure why not
thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen
to anyone whos ever been mad about how percy treated nico in that one underworld scene
the kid's been running between two Big Three gods' palaces and the State of Connecticut (which he reached by shadow traveling for the first time in his life) in the last 24 hours, his friend died in front of him like yesterday, he received a death prophecy 17ish hours ago, his bestie is missing, his other bestie just called him a coward, he met the supervillain's mom who thought he was her son, he just agreed to taking on a fatal curse because itll make him strong enough to fight kronos, also lied to his mom about said curse, he hasn't slept in two days and he's skipping beckendorf's funeral to be here. hes 15 turns 16 in a week. unfortunate that nico happened to be the unlucky person in his path but boy did percy have the right to snap
percy jackson treating the color blue as a superstition, because when he was a kid it was an inside joke between his mom and him, because it was the one part of his childhood his jerk stepdad couldn't invade since he didn't even understand it, because it proved his mom loved him. after all he told her one time in the second grade that his favorite color was blue and she immediately decided to make it Their Thing.
the awkward 11 year old kid on financial aid at his fancy private school, with blue candy wrappers in his pocket and a blue eraser so he won't fail the test. blue marker doodles on his arm that he drew in the lobby of the principal's office so he won't get expelled (again.) blue t-shirt on the first day of summer, so maybe his stepdad won't take notice of him when he comes back from boarding school. blue birthday cake so the next year will be lucky and blue pancakes because him and his mom made them together and blue backpack so maybe this school will be the one where people will treat him like he's Normal.
he's wearing a red jacket when the Minotaur attacks him and his mom on Half-blood Hill and he'll never wear that color again. when it's time to pick roommates in sixth grade at Yancy Academy and he doesn't have any friends to reach for immediately, he picks the boy with the blue shoes. this boy's name is grover underwood and he's a good roommate choice because later he'll turn out be a great satyr and one of the best friends this kid's ever had. percy wraps blue paper tape on his sword's hilt when the leather grip is falling apart and the walls of his mom's boyfriend's apartment (the jerk stepdad died) are dark blue so maybe this new guy will be cool. sally and paul's wedding ring is a blue diamond so yeah, he's cool. fuck.
they can think he's weird. superstitions mean nothing in greek mythology. but he's just scared. Luke Castellan's eyes were blue but when Kronos possessed him, they turned gold. nine year old in his fourth boarding school in four years, walking home wondering if his mom still cares because he doesn't know she's sending him away to make the monsters lose track, he just thinks she's sending him as far as possible from her. being reassured by the fact that she remembered to bring blue candy from her job at Sweet on America to greet him home for Christmas break and his stepdad will call them weird but he won't take notice.
he'll redo the blue paper tape on the sword's hilt for the entire month after the battle of manhattan so nothing else goes wrong, kronos won't come back, it'll really be over. and when that goes doesn't work and the giants rise on August 1st he'll wear blue instead of his CHB t-shirt so Gaea will fall.
he'll be ok. it'll be ok.
'percy who would go to the olympics for swimming – '
lmao it's implied that if percy wasn't the son of poseidon, he wouldn't even like swimming, he only does it because a) he's good at it b) he doesn't hate it and c) it's the only reason he was able to get acceptance into Alternate High in the first place
he would go to the olympics anyways, though.
for freaking SKATING because this kid is a NEW YORKER with ZERO self-preservation and can probably do backflips on a skateboard fifteen feet in the air while zooming down a stair railing max mayfield style thank you i rest my case 🫡
idk thinking about how thalia and percy allegedly look/act more like siblings than thalia and jason, what with their tan faces and black hair and sarcastic attitudes, the way they tease each other and fight each other and know each other's limits but would also die for each other. Thinking about them meeting up after the Battle of Manhattan, the two of them and Annabeth and Grover, all four of their little group heading to some restaurant in the square for lunch and somebody asking if Thalia and Percy are siblings. Percy rolling his eyes and laughing it off while Thalia suddenly shuts down for no apparent reason.
Thalia who spends the rest of the visit cold and quiet and Percy who knows it's somehow his fault but doesn't know why, couldn't possibly know why, because he doesn't know about Jason. Grover and Annabeth who are equally confused, watching, as Percy spends the rest of the day trying and failing to cheer Thalia up. Thalia who snaps at him at the end of it because she's reached the end of her line, she doesn't want to tell him the truth, can't tell him the truth, and she's sorry, she's so sorry, but she's mad at him for reasons that aren't his fault.
Thalia and Percy who spend the rest of the evening inexplicably mad at each other. Assuring themselves that the next time they meet it'll have blown over. Thalia telling herself she'll get over it, Percy convincing himself that she was just in a bad mood today and he must have said something to set her off.
Except they don't get that chance because Hera kidnaps Percy the following winter, and who does Thalia find while looking for him? Jason. Jason, who made her snap at Percy because she was mad that he was here and Jason wasn't. And now Jason is here and Percy isn't.
percy being the short guy of the friend group for five books straight always has me laughing. in book 1 he describes annabeth being a couple inches taller than him. grover is presumably also taller since, well, he has goat legs. book 2 annabeth's still beating him by a couple of centimeters and clarisse towers over him, tyson of course is taller than all of them. book 3 he says that he's legitimately 'relieved' that him and annabeth are the same height, but thalia has a few inches on him and zoe's definitely taller. next year in book 4? he doesn't even mention the height difference between him and the rest of his friends possibly because he's too scared to even think about it. but we know for sure that beckendorf was really tall, which makes things immensely funny once you imagine him and percy teaming up for capture the flag. and then it's revealed that Silena is probably taller than him, too, because she has to be tall enough to pass as Clarisse in armor. its not even till like six chapters into book 5 where we find out he's finally taller than annabeth because he mentions annabeth having to stand on her toes to reach his eye level. which is so fricking funny because annabeth in book 1 was probably thinking 'hah this kid's short' and then by book 5 it's basically like 'what the frickity fracking frick happened to you over the school year, or more accurately what happened to your spine length'
i want leo feeling down one day on the Argo II because he's the shortest of the seven and therefore the least physically capable, and then annabeth showing him a picture of 12yo percy just so that she can see his expression lighting up because 'what the hell'
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?
call that
call that a
Its okay, take your time
constellation prize
in my defense they did not specify the order in which i was allowed to take my time!
Dear God these tags are immaculate….
So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.
The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"
The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"
The party "But he killed your parents???"
"That's why I owe him money!"
does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person
wow
"he can't write women" is crazy because its not like women are aliens or whatever but i guess men dont see women as people so it all adds up huh!!!!
perhaps i am missing something but i just dont understand how this is an issue that is struggled with by men. i know i answered my own question above but sometimes i'm floored by the stupidity of it yknow.
and then these guys will sit at the top of best selling lists and be considered giants of the genres they write for. its fine i guess
imagine wanting to participate in The Discourse.
Like, this is both obvious and revelatory: The people who create and participate in The Discourse are people who look at twitter/threads/whatever and say, "This Discourse seems healthy and productive. I shall participate."
So the only people we end up hearing from on twitter are people who want to post to twitter. which is to say they are definitionally weird.
I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
