fuck it up

im gina + u should follow my insta @heykermit

[dasebeleren]

trying to get the oscar mayer forbidden snacks

[dasebeleren]

update

[dasebeleren]

like icarus before me, I have flown too close to the sun and now I have to eat a box of these for my hubris

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN THE OCEAN PUT HOLY WATER IN TH

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

[thetomska]

[meowjuana-deactivated20180407]

[depsidase]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the fake fbi twitter account is more entertaining than the real one

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[spamton]

Reblog the Frog.

[radiosong-remade]

Reblog the Frog.

[simonmonroemoved]

Reblog. The. Frog.

[animaniacs-gone-deactivated2018]

REBLOG. THE. FROG.

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

Reblog the Frog.

[z-paladin]

Reblog the Frog

[renethenon-bi-naryboy-deactivat]

REBLOG THE FROG

[turtledoggy94]

@tamarinfrog

[tamarinfrog]

Reblog the frog

[hoontsart]

REEEEEEBLOG THE FROG

[catbountry]

Reblug the frug.

[iceycube]

@frogsuggest

[frogsuggest]

REBLOG THE FROG

[strange-doors-archived]

In your darkest hour,

REBLOG THE FROG

[heyday-mayday-deactivated201807]

@mitzusart

[kukomitzu]

reblog the sleepy frog

[fandomshavecollided]

I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Animated movies come in two varieties

A work of art, a masterpiece, a gift from the gods, pass the tissues 

Well it got your kids to shut up for an hour and a half at least

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fortzancudo]

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

[23andmemes]

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

[fortzancudo]

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[vintage-and-whatnot-deactivated]

[knife-friend]

scroll down for a pupper

APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^