princess ❤

i like nuggets and being called cute.

[kappasquirrel]

Is this… grand theft alto?

[youarenotaneggplant]

get out

[heysophia]

me: wakes up an hour early with more than enough time to shower and get ready

me: lies in bed until ten minutes before the time i have to leave

me: still debates whether i can get away with lying here for another five minutes

[weloveshortvideos]

He remixed his mom…

[lilxiaoti]

ommmmmfffggggggg

[heyyyybrother]

[nevergooutofstyle-deactivated20]

When your best friend looks like Taylor swift you have to take 100 selfies

[taylorswift]

lol I thought that was me.

[laughparty-deactivated20140203]

i was a white girl for halloween

[wizkhaleesi]

i dont know how to tell you this but youre a white girl every day for the rest of your life

[who-started-this-fuckery]

lol.

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[wheatdealer]

is that how parents feel

[kittansdick]

[officialwhitegirls]

i’ll never understand how something as simple as eyebrows can change literally everything about your appearance

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[aleriehightower]

[bombing]

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

[noseblow]

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

[bombing]

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

[raisedontherightcoast]

One time my roommate’s boyfriend tried to break up with her and she literally said “not today, Greg.” And that’s the story of how they’re still together after 3 years.

[lace-and-cotton]

Simply inspiring.

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #171

United nation meetings are held in club penguin

[phineasomg]

r u from europe because europiece of shit