[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[moonemojii]

[wethekeegsta]

Please watch my mom’s cat LOVING this??

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This needs more notes

[louissunshine]

this isn’t a twilight blog so I’m sure none of you care but since i can’t stop thinking about it, here’s some of the funniest moments from midnight sun

edward having to choke up the piece of pizza like a cat with a hairball

edward being the moody teenager of the family, complete with emmett’s big brother energy and esme’s clear favoritism towards her youngest

when he’s like “oh, i see. bella’s insane. i guess i’ll get her the best doctors then and visit her in the hospital often”

jasper and emmett acting as edward’s side mirrors when the actual mirrors fall off the stolen car

esme making edward mop the floor

edward going to bella’s house for the first time because he thinks a meteorite might kill her

carlisle forcing them to attend the funeral every time they fuck up and kill someone

finding out both charlie and renee have strange minds as well and edward just… never mentioned it?

emmett and jasper not letting edward play board games with them

this happens in twilight too, but bella asking about sex mere hours after their first kiss is still hilarious

edward preparing himself for bella to run screaming when he sparkles

edward’s victorian ass getting horny when he sees bella’s ankle for the first time at prom

smeyer feeling bullied enough to leave out the khaki skirt

[edytheelizabethcullen]

everyone reading midnight sun:

[babyanimalgifs]

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

[balladofabrokebitch]

The little clap, omg

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[angimcart]

You know, these looks all silly but… they are perfect! Is your cat annoyed? Is your cat depressed? Does your cat eat too fast and suffocated itself? Does your cat eat too much? Is your cat castrated? Do your cats fight over food?

These are all perfect for that! Your cats like to hunt and have fun with their food so it’s better to give them some “difficulties” and way to use their brains: this is why a lot of these are called “intelligent toys”, because they stimulate play and hunt.

“I don’t have money for that!” DON’T WORRY! You can create your own intelligent toy with whatever you have at home!

This is better for cats than dogs, mostly because dogs try to destroy the toy first so I won’t suggest you to use toiler paper rolls or plastic bottles!

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

A+ examples of cat food enrichment!

[teathattast]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Bro they did surgery on an orange 😳

[teathattast]

They did surgery on an orange 😳

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

Happy new year - let’s all try it! 🎊

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lev-myszkin]

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

[exigencelost]

The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing “oh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hair”

[exigencelost]

And let me be very clear, okay: I’ve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. I’m the prep member of my family and there’s nothing I can do about it.

[securityunit-ese]

These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

Don’t need naps

Can go on hikes for longer

Can be left alone for longer

Less fragile

Teeth don’t randomly fall out

Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over

Surprise fear periods done with

No more growing in size or coat

[thegreenwolf]

Pikka was five when I adopted her, and while she has her quirks from poor treatment in her previous life at least I have a pretty good idea of who she is. Any changes are more predictable because I can see the intersection of her personality and behavior patterns with how I treat and train her, and while I’m sure she’ll always surprise me, most of the time I should be better prepared. 

[chemicalkin]

In case anyone was wondering, these come in cat

[securityunit-ese]

Holy shit it comes in cat

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

I heard something the other day that I had never really thought about before. Someone mentioned to me that whenever you catch yourself missing someone who left your life, you should remind yourself that them not being part of your present is a choice they make every day. They wake up and decide to maintain the silence. They’re indifferent as to whether the space between you gets larger. And that in itself is pretty powerful closure.

[theothersideofthechair]

Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.

21 year old coworker: Why?

Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!

21 year old coworker: Oh......

[patchmeup]

Fun fact one time my cat pissed somewhere totally inappropriate and my dumb ass thought it would be a great idea to pour bleach on it to make sure he never peed there again. I gassed myself out of my own home

[theothersideofthechair]

Well fuck.

Remember kids! Don't clean up urine or urine byproducts with bleach or bleach derivatives.