Aitch (creature(huge))

big eevee crimes, NSFW 18+ only as I will vary from smiling at crabs to posting my ungodliest horny sins

[queenofpoobah]

Did a funny little doodle based on a drawing done by @unpeeled-human!! Go follow their work, I love their stuff :33

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[three-predatory-lesbians]

this is like 9/11 for americans...

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[animentality]

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[sugarsylvie]

A sweet Mewtwo and a demented mew

[heremob]

Comm for @/Venusthefoxcat on twitter! i'm really proud of how those two came out and i was so happy when i recieved that i was going to draw Surge and Kit :D

[pankendev]

they got pussy on this app?

[furryparadises]

Gold in the comments

[dragongirlsweetie]

it is still genuinely so crazy to me that tumblr has special scorched earth instant kill moderation tools that are used almost exclusively against victims of harassment campaigns

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[simpsorama]

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

[hippy-craic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself