weep, wallow, win.

Hayden | he/him | "Just one more thing..." | Columbo enthusiast, normal about cannibalism and god (lie).

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[elfscafe]

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[adulthoodisokay]

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

[writertobridge-deactivated20230]

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.

[gumuhit]

unaligned (2016)

[angels-changeling]

Building off my last post about Simon’s mutations being dormant for the most part, but triggered during periods of high emotional distress

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[maxxie-or-smth]

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

[dogpuppy]

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[spicy-cannoli]

YOU MEAN JOHN CARPENTER’S?????

[lgbtwingsofficial]

[billymayslesbian]

i think this post is improved by the knowledge that i got renamed "punished ant" after getting banned for posting a gift of optimus prime twerking, completely forgot that was my nickname, and didnt understand why i was getting yelled at for typing