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Ana | 18 | virgo | she/her

[bewareofthecar1966]

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

[setheverman]

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

[flawlessmeg]

american person: *writes date*

me: but there is no 15th month

[andrewbelami]

[rhinoplastyfc-deactivated202209]

spanish language commentators whenever someone scores a goal

[cinematographysource]

I have memories, but they’re not real. They’re just implants.

[mearcats]

*does my shirt in a french tuck*: it’s for tan france

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[maliketh]

Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive (self diagnosed)

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

who up?? Kill me

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[blackdenimjeans2]

[peelingmandarins]

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[narramin]

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

[derezzcartes]

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

[virgoassbitch]

I HATE INSTABILITY. I HATE IRRESPONSIBLE, RECKLESS, INCONSIDERATE BEHAVIOR. I HATE EMPTY PROMISES. I HATE GUESSING AND GREY AREAS. I NEED FACTS!!! SHOW ME FACTS I NEED TANGIBLE PROOF AND NUMBERS!! I NEED EXACT DATES AND TIMELINES!! I NEED CLARITY AND COMMUNICATION!! I NEED FOLLOW-THROUGH AND ACTION!!!!