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The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts
he dies tomorrow
rest in peace knuckles you dead bastard
i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him
we millennials gotta let gen z in on whether something is a joke or not they’re out there eating detergent pods bc they took “forbidden snack” too literally
it wasn’t a “tide pod challenge” it was “haha tide pod look like yummy fruit”
cant believe u just “kids these days"d gen z
millenials: why are baby boomers always shitting on us what the fuck!
millenials: *do the exact same thing but with gen z*
me: hey New Generation don’t eat tide pods yall: wow you really hate gen z huh :/
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sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood
daisy ridleys passive acceptance of the possibility of civilisation ending within the next 3 decades is honestly millennial culture
me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes
me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)
tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons
non-Tumblr: ha stupid fangirls fainting over yaoi and microagressions all day lol
Tumblr: Do You Understand There Are Train-Fetishizing Nazis Here
god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school
ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken
locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is
My spirit and I share a tub of ice cream because it’s been that kind of life
buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space
Do it, buzz
Now that’s a facial journey
Some of my favorites:
Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger
2017 mood.
I think this one is my favourite
I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic
God bless
Animals: they certainly are something, aren’t they?
Me in the early evening: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me two hours later: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible