i’m gonna get my perfect body back someday!!!

// neil ☆ he/him ☆ enthusiast //

[sylestial]

[tall]

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[swampcowboy]

Hi I saw you on fanart of dinluke where you said in the comments that you were writing a motorcycle racing au and I wonder if you finished it and ehm if yes I would love to read that.

I’m so sorry it’s been in wip jail for months I got stuck </3 if I ever finish it I promise I will tag you

[jenny-holzer]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[chimaerakitten]

Tv shows are like

[stock footage establishing shot of a sunny day in Washington DC. Look you can see the Washington monument]

[cut to the characters talking on a park bench on a foggy grey day in Vancouver, Canada]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[skaraptor]

[actively bleeding out] hold on *coughs* there's a Mountain Goats song about this..... give me my phone. let me just play it for you real *cough* quick

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[c3rvida3]

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

[louferrignojrofficial]

this could mean nothing

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]