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retroactivebakeries

if the mountain goats were dwarves. they'd sing going to moria.

fallingtowers

I HAVE TWO BIG HANDS

AND A HEART PUMPING BLOOD

AND MY FAMILY'S ANCESTRAL STEEL BATTLEAXE

WITH THE SPLINTERED OAKEN HAFT

noticesghosts

THE WORLD SHINES AS I CROSS THE MISTY MOUNTAIN LINE GOING TO MORIA

boringkate

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

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fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

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results

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

#i do NOT want this man on my COUCH

it's sunday

(please note that this is their third helping)

#mcu

themoonandmyman

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

hiveswap

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

#and when you get rejected it starts crying like a human baby!

imjunebitch

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

lynxindisguise

find out what the tumblr girlies are saying about you

#tortured poet #fuck. shit. ass

quietwingsinthesky

its so weird to me that cis people will dislike their name so ardently and yet. not change it. you guys know that’s an option, right. no one can make you keep the shit name your mom gave you. no, not even her.

penrosesun

One of my friends in undergrad changed his name because he didn’t want to bear the name of his abusive and absent father. It’s been years since he did it, and he still says that it was the single best decision of his life.

One of my friends in high school changed his named as soon as he turned 18, so that the ethnic name his family gave him was finally the name reflected on all of his paperwork. He told me that he understood why his parents had given him an “English” name, but that he felt that if he needed to assimilate in order to succeed, then that was a type of success that he didn’t want.

When I was on my way home from the courthouse after changing my own name, I got into a conversation with my rideshare driver, who was extremely interested once I told him what I was in court for, and wanted to know how I’d done it, how much it cost, was it difficult, etc. It turned out that his girlfriend had chosen the name “Yo-yo” when she came to the United States, unaware of how rare that was as a name, and that she was frequently made fun of because of it. Neither one of them had realized that a name change was so easy, and he told me he was excited to let her know that she had options.

There was an intern at a summer job I had once, who changed her name to be the same name, but a different spelling. She said that she had no idea why her parents had spelled her name so oddly to begin with, and suspected that it was just an honest mistake either by them or by some nurse, but it had been a headache for her entire life, and it was a huge relief to not need to be correcting people’s spelling on important documents anymore.

One of my exes legally changed his name to have an exclamation point, because he liked to sign his name with an exclamation point.

You can always change your name if you don’t like it. You always have that option. It doesn’t matter why – it can be conformist or anti-assimilationist, serious or silly, a minor change or a major change. Your name is yours, and you have every right to change it to be whatever you want.