Our Main Bois as Things My Friends and I Have Said
Steve: “I’m a successful suck-up.”
Tony: *singing It’s Raining Men while sprinkling glitter in the trash can*
Bruce: “I’m worth at least one tortilla chip.”
Clint: “I also trust my Lord and Savior, Joe Biden.”
Natasha: “If you’re sad, you’re stupid.”
Thor: “Mooses are tall?! I just thought they were really long!!!!?!”
Pietro: “B is my favorite number!”
Wanda: “Son of a frENCH TOAST!”
Rhodey: “Don’t parkour off chairs!”
Sam: “If I was raised on La Croix, I’d be a prick too.”
Bucky: “February is national ‘I Don’t Give a Shit’ month.”
T’Challa: “This household speaks English so you guys can’t swear at each other in Spanish!”
Peter: *drinks water* “I’m giving water a home.”
Vision: “South Dakota has a capital?! I don’t even believe in South Dakota!”
Shuri: “Are memes an acceptable currency yet?”
Quill: “It’s all fun and games until someone gets kicked in the crotch.”
Gamora: “He’s pelvic thrusting into oblivion.”
Drax: “It was on the floor for four seconds. It’s the five second rule.”
Rocket: “If you both don’t stop, I’m gonna shove a cinnamon bun up your asses!”
Groot: “Can you afford a McChicken?” (translated from Groot)
Nebula: “I’m not going to prison. I have white privilege.”
Mantis: “Why are they called tampons? Shouldn’t they be called tampins? Cause they go in you?”
Loki: “I’m gonna drown myself in Gatorade, if that’s okay.” “
Strange: “Gourmet bullshit.”
Valkyrie: “I’m the alpha lesbian.”
areudirty
izzy806
kaledo-art
2087
prguitarman
vaporwave
jacobvanloon
