Thank you, Heated Rivalry, for awakening the millennial tumblr fangirl within me like a phoenix reborn from the fucking ashes.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Not today Justin
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we're not kids anymore.
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Thank you, Heated Rivalry, for awakening the millennial tumblr fangirl within me like a phoenix reborn from the fucking ashes.
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.
This is comedy gold
A lazy wizard’s glamor for his pet dragon keeps breaking down but the reactions of his no-maj neighbors are too good to pass up. He just put on a captains hat to make himself more noticeable.
I like this explanation but I don’t like your implication that I’m not a magical being.
The Lion King (2019)
stranger things season 3 concept
will byers has a nice day
Save that child
Flint still doesn’t have clean water. This is very important.
Reminder there is no safe level of lead, no matter what the studies and findings may say.
Zero is the only acceptable amount.
flint still does not have clean water
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OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
Australia is a fucking weird place
What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
THIS IS LITERALLY IT. THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
Thor: Ragnarok is the most dangerous film to watch because you’re literally attracted to E V E R Y O N E.
Thor: Literal Godworthy Good Looks (the arms, people, THE ARMS)
Hela: Wears evil like a damn fine red dress.
Loki: He’s still Loki who was always easy on the eyes just enhanced with multiple flattering outfit changes.
Valkyrie: Could kick your ass and you’d thank her.
Heimdall: He’s Idris Elba and the Eyes™
It’s a bisexual’s worst best nightmare.
Work the run way...
Thor Ragnarok cast crashed a screening of Thor Ragnarok and let them experience 4D version.
Loki Laufeyson through the years
Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.
(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)
Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”
It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.
Please let Edgar know that I love him
Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.
I love everything about this, most of all the fact that you named him Edgar because it makes me think of Poe’s “The Raven” immediately
His full name is Edgar Allen Crow.
Mirror calligraphy.
Calming.
Gorgeous.