mostly memes

she/her Idk dude, it's not that deep

[cats4cancer]

Should I let my kitten hit the penjamin?

Too many young people are vaping, give him a cigarette.

[cats4cancer]

Or her #woke

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[beardedmrbean]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

The Y-Axis isn't that bad. Plus they have precise figures for every 2 years on the graph itself. This isn't a misleading graph.

[charlesoberonn]

The improvement is actually greater than this graph shows, since while house fires more than halved, the US population increased by 51% from 220 million to 332 million.

The number of house fires per 1000 people per year went from 3.289 to 1.023, a 69% reduction.

[enthusispastic]

nice.

[scienceshenanigans]

nice

[ruffboi-mags]

nice

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Peer review, this was also my experience

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[nem23]

[karenfreethekids]

[rockabillywife]

[maroolynns]

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

[millerflintstone]

Hard working kitty! Lewis alerts for migraines. I didn't realize that the changes in your body pre migraine are noticeable by service animals hours before the symptoms/pain affect you

[bevsi]

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

[longnuts]

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

[toastbutteregg]

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[aroundmeblackbats]

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[memeuplift]

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*