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I'm moving my character to my main account laviebxheme.
Please follow that account and Iâll post any starters and replies that I owe there.Â
There needs to be more RENT RPers. Seriously. I'm so sad puttering around all by myself. Someone should fix that.
Team stop romanticizing Romi as a romantic relationship because itâs abusive and unhealthy 2K14
"Shit! Sorry! Sorry!"
Send 'College' and I'll generate a number 1-57 and create a college-verse starter.
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               Thereâs nothing certain left to know                     And how the cracks begin to show
         Independent Florence Vassy from Chess.                                   Written by Tate.
            i plead with you, god     Â
                                             give them back to me.
"Are they....no. No. They wouldn't. They're not that fuckin' insane, right?"
Written for you
Small starter meme.
Fluff//Romance "Iâm doing this for you." "You know youâre my one and only." "Iâm in love with you." "Iâve always loved you." "Youâre the most important thing in the world to me." "Forever and always." "Youâre my sunshine." "I appreciate you." "Youâre so cute." "Youâre the most beautiful girl/boy Iâve ever seen.â
Secrets//Lies "Iâm jealous of you." "Iâm in love with you, idiot." "I never loved you." "I donât really like _____." "Youâre my hero." "Iâm in love with ____. Donât tell them." "Iâve never lied to you." "I was using you."
Angst "You donât give a damn about me." "Stop lying." "Stop pretending." "Get the hell away from me." "I thought you loved me." "I trusted you." "You promised me!" "I needed you." "I can never trust you again."
Pain//Blood "You hit me." "You shot me." "You stabbed me." "Iâm bleeding." "Everything hurts." "I feel woozy." "Youâve lost so much blood." "Youâre covered in blood." "Thereâs so much blood."
Flirty "Youâre hot when youâre mad." "Wanna come back to my place?" "You tease." "Youâre lovely." "You look divine." "How about a drink at my place?"
Innunendo "Do you like?" "Does that feel good?" "Give it to me." "I like it rough." "I have something to show you." "Harder! Just like that!" "Iâve got a present for you."
NSFW//Kink "Be a good girl." "Come sit on Daddyâs lap." "Push me down." "Make it hurt." "I wanna fill you up." "Pull my hair." "Choke me." "Youâve been naughty, you need a spanking." "Take it all the way in."
Jewish privilege is being six-years-old and having another first grader push you down on the playground because "the Jews killed Jesus."
Literally the same thing happened to me.
This is very common. Iâve also heard stories of Jewish girls being locked in lockers and attics while being called âAnne Franke.â
i once had someone tell me that they and a friend had wanted to trap me in a bathroom while spraying it full of axe deodorant and chanting âgas the jewâ pretty sure i really narrowly avoided having that happen but i canât recall the amount of times iâve had pocket change thrown at my feet
People did that to me as well, and they knew damned well that I have asthma and allergies to perfume.
I had non-Jewish friends invite me to a pool party and then nearly drown me while surprise âbaptizingâ me. The girlâs mother just watched. It was apparently for my own good.
Excuse me while I throw up. This is not OK.Â
I was once asked if I had Devils horns hiding in my hair. Someone told me that he hopes the holocaust happens again. Iâve had swastikas drawn on my stuff before. Donât try to tell me that anti-semitism doesnât exist.
People act like this shit doesnât happen. This happens in New York. As of 2010, more than 78% of the Yiddish speakers in the US are in this state, and this shit still happens here.
So many comments about the âjew noseâ. So many.
Tangled sentence pack
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"Donât worry. This is actually a very fun story!"
âThe outside world is a dangerous place. Filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here, where youâre safe.â
âHow about 23 out of 45?âÂ
âWow, I could get used to a view like this.âÂ
âGuys, I want a castle.âÂ
âAll the things weâve seen and itâs only 8 in the morning!â
âIâm just teasing. Stop taking everything so seriously!âÂ
âWould you sing for me, darling?â
âLook at you, as fragile as a flower.âÂ
âI canât believe that after all weâve been through together you donât trust me!âÂ
âAlone at last.â
"You know I hate leaving you after a fight, especially after Iâve done absolutely nothing wrong.âÂ
âStruggling is pointless.â
âI know why youâre here, and Iâm not afraid of you.âÂ
âHey. How are yaâ? Nameâs _______. Howâs your day goinâ?âÂ
âIâm prepared to offer you a deal.âÂ
âYou broke my smolder.âÂ
âStay calm. It can probably smell fear.âÂ
âFind your humanity!âÂ
âWoah! Somebody get me a glass, cause I just found me a tall drink of water!â
âYou should know that this is the strangest thing that I have ever done!âÂ
âYou canât tell anyone about this, okay? It would ruin my whole reputation.â
âWell I hope youâre here to apologize.âÂ
âYou okay?âÂ
âIâm terrified.âÂ
âIâm sorry. Everything is fine. Thereâs just something I have to take care of.âÂ
âAre you alright? Are you hurt?âÂ
âIâm the lost princess.âÂ
âYou want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now Iâm the bad guy.âÂ
âWhatâs the password?âÂ
âI feel maybe this whole time weâve just been misunderstanding each other.âÂ
âOkay. Letâs see how fast you can run!âÂ
âWe are going where no one will ever find you again!âÂ
âNo! I wonât stop! For every minute for the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you!âÂ
âI canât let you die.âÂ
âNo! No! What have you done?!âÂ
âYou were my new dream.âÂ
âDid I ever tell you Iâve got a thing for brunettes?âÂ
âWell, you can imagine what happened next.â
(via the-write-ideas)
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Brooklyn 99 Sentence Memes
Donât get me wrong. I am thrilled to know that you used to like me and I will bring it up constantly.
I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.Â
My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater !
No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.Â
The fairy princess castle has defeated me.Â
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts.
I feel like I am the Paris of people.Â
What kind of woman doesnât own an axe ?
Welcome to the murder!
I love guns - Iâm gonna make such a good dad.Â
I kinda wish something could happen between us. Romantic-styles.
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.Â
Cool motive, still murder.Â
Everyone likes to be the little spoon.Â
Heâs not physically⊠gifted.
I am a rock, I am an island, I⊠have lapsed into song lyrics again.
Stop hitting! Kicking hurts more.
What are you gonna do ? Annoy him into talking ?
If you could be any vacation, what would you be ? Iâd be skiing.Â
Yeah, winning by default. Like it!
Seriously, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?
Did you make the cover of âHair-Pulled-Back Magazine?â
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, thatâs right, âcause it threatens death!
Blink twice if youâd like me to mercy kill you.
I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.
Iâm gonna wait till Iâm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because itâs true.
The next time someone threatens to kill me, Iâll come straight to you.
Youâre doing it! Youâre emoting.
'Frozen' Starter Sentences
"Beware the frozen heart."
"The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
"Do you wanna build a snowman?"
"The heart is not so easily changed."
"There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
"Fear will be your enemy."
"Come on let's go and play."
"I never see you anymore."
"We used to be best buddies."
"I wish you would tell me why!"
"It doesn't have to be a snowman."
"Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
"I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
"I don't want to hurt you!"
"______ please, I know you're in there."
"People have been asking where you're been."
"They say have courage and I'm trying to."
"I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
"We only have each other."
"What are we gonna do?"
"Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
"There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
"Wow am I so ready for this change."
"For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
"Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
"For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
"I can't wait to meet everyone!"
"What if I meet the one?"
"I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
"I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
"Which is totally bizarre."
"Nothing like the life I've led so far."
"For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
"And I know it's totally crazy."
"At least I've got a chance."
"Don't let them in, don't let them see."
"Be the good girl you always have to be."
"Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
"But it's only for today."
"It's agony to wait."
"A chance to change my lonely world."
"A chance to find true love."
"Nothing's in my way."
"I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
"Wait, what?"
"Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
"Your physique helps, I'm sure."
"Can I just say something crazy?"
"I love crazy!"
"I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
"It's nothing like I've ever known before."
"Love is an open door."
"I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
"Sandwiches!"
"That's what I was gonna say!"
"I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
"Jinx! Jinx again!"
"You and I were just meant to be."
"Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
"Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
"Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
"I'm sorry, I'm confused."
"May I talk to you please? Alone?"
"You can't marr someone you just met!"
You can if it's true love!"
"Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"
"All you know is how to shut people out."
"I can't live like this anymore!"
"Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"
"What are you so afraid of?!"
"I'm completely ordinary!"
"She/he would never hurt me."
"A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."
"Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
"Don't let them know? Well know they know!"
"Let it go."
"Can't hold it back anymore."
"I don't care what they're going to say."
The cold never bothered me anyway."
"You'll never see me cry."
"Here I stand, and here I'll stay."
"I'm never going back."
"The past is in the past."
"That perfect girl/guy is gone."
"She/he's a stinker."
"Snow. It had to be snow."
"Ooh, and sauna!"
"Hoo-hoo!"
"Big summer blowout!"
"Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."
"Reindeers are better than people."
"Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."
"Everyone of them's bad, except you."
"But people smell better than reindeers."
"That's once again true, for all except you."
"We leave now, right now."
"Hold on, we like to go fast!"
"Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
"Foot size doesn't matter."
"What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."
"All men do it."
"Are you some sort of love expert?"
"Because I don't trust your judgement."
"Who marries a man she just met?!"
"It's true love!"
"You almost set me on fire!"
"But I just paid it off."
"I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."
"This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."
"Sometimes I really don't like you."
"No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."
"You're creepy."
"It's just a head!"
"Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"
"Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."
"Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"
"I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."
"I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."
"Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."
"The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."
"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."
"I'm gonna tell him."
"Don't you dare!"
"Somebody's gotta tell him."
"Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
"I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."
"Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."
"That was like a crazy trust exercise."
"I'm gonna cry."
"Go ahead, I won't judge."
"Do you think she knows how to knock?"
"It opened! That's a first."
"It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"
"Please don't shut me out again."
"Please don't slam the door."
"You don't have to keep your distance anymore."
"I will be right here."
"You mean well, but leave me be."
"Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."
"I'm such a fool, I can't be free."
"We can face this thing together."
"What power do you have to stop me?"
'It is not nice to throw people!"
"Don't talk to him like that."
"My hair? Look at your hair!"
"You hesitated."
"I like to consider myself a love expert."
"Take off your clothes!"
"Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"
"So he's got a few flaws."
"You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."
"He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
"She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
"Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
"Don't be the monster they fear you are."
"Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
"Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
"Some people are worth melting for."
"The only frozen heart around here is yours."
"I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"
"I'm not good at writing about things that make me happy."