My safe haven

Everything Batman and Robin, and whatever tv show currently has me under its control.

[behindthefourthwall]

requested by anonymous

[thegoldenarmada]

I have a what

[natasha-barton]

This still cracks me up

[lady-stirling]

Idk Bruce... Don't other children count?

DETECTIVE COMICS #1030

[sapodilas-moved-deactivated2022]

it’s okay guys i fixed it

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@femaleyoutubersunite​ @mrs1barcelionela​ @alessyabluee​ @followerofsorrow​ @sky-fullof-song​ @warsometimeschanges​ @ivenotafuckingcluetbh​ @stydiatheslayers​ @chaoticpassiveaggressive​ @i-could-be-so-much-more​ @mysoulless-sammy​ @thatmiserablerevolution-blog​ @kathryniopanninio-blog​ @hideousfox​ @voijuma​ @championofthejust​ @shipatfirstsight​ @missielynne​

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@femaleyoutubersunite​ @mrs1barcelionela​ @alessyabluee​ @followerofsorrow​ @sky-fullof-song​ @warsometimeschanges​ @ivenotafuckingcluetbh​ @stydiatheslayers​ @chaoticpassiveaggressive​ @i-could-be-so-much-more​ @mysoulless-sammy​ @thatmiserablerevolution-blog​ @kathryniopanninio-blog​ @hideousfox​ @voijuma​ @championofthejust​ @shipatfirstsight​ @missielynne​

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@femaleyoutubersunite​ @mrs1barcelionela​ @alessyabluee​ @followerofsorrow​ @sky-fullof-song​ @warsometimeschanges​ @ivenotafuckingcluetbh​ @stydiatheslayers​ @chaoticpassiveaggressive​ @i-could-be-so-much-more​ @mysoulless-sammy​ @thatmiserablerevolution-blog​ @kathryniopanninio-blog​ @hideousfox​ @voijuma​ @championofthejust​ @shipatfirstsight​ @missielynne​

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@femaleyoutubersunite​ @mrs1barcelionela​ @alessyabluee​ @followerofsorrow​ @sky-fullof-song​ @warsometimeschanges​ @ivenotafuckingcluetbh​ @stydiatheslayers​ @chaoticpassiveaggressive​ @i-could-be-so-much-more​ @mysoulless-sammy​ @thatmiserablerevolution-blog​ @kathryniopanninio-blog​ @hideousfox​ @voijuma​ @championofthejust​ @shipatfirstsight​ @missielynne​

[sizvideos]

[cyclonemetal]

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

They literally were in an awkward situation

[freddie-facilier-deactivated202]

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

[katecolleen]

I will reblog this every time.

[hellenhighwater]

every time I see this I just picture myself in the position of the person taking video and I can perfectly hear the internal dialogue I would be having, which would go: is today the day I fight a bald eagle over my cat? am I about to have to punch the bird that is america in the face over my cat??? is that how today is going to go???

[valtsv]

my hot take

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[mr-entj]

A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.” A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend. Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.

— Ira Byock, The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life (x)

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[casanova-lives]

[invaderxan]

[advanced-procrastination]

I always see the first three panels and think “is this supposed to sound ridiculous? Bc I would love this”, completely forgetting about the last panel, which i then scroll down to and proceed to lose my shit

[sindar-princeling]

i don't remember the books so well, what is legolas' personality like in them? all i remember is tht the books and movie where massively different?

Oh my dear anon. I could go on about book Legolas for hours.

Book Legolas is a sassy little sh*t who skips on the surface of the snow when everyone else is drowning in it up to their waists and carrying the four hobbits. Book Legolas sleeps with his eyes open. He watches Aragorn throw himself to the groud and listen to the sound of running horses, only to say afterwards, “yeah, there are a hundred and five of them, they’re all blond and they all have spears nbd“. Book Legolas cries that Gollum escaped grom Mirkwood right after everyone was like, “phew, it’s good that Thranduil’s elves keep an eye on him, what could go wrong???“. He screams all the time, and occasionally drops his bow too. He kills a warg, shooting it right in the throat with a burning arrow. Book Legolas is a trees stan. Book Legolas walk away singing “To the Sea! To the Sea!“. Book Legolas is not afraid of zombies, thank you very much. He addreses his friends “children“, even though he is probably the youngest elf in Middle-Earth that we know of. And of course, book Legolas takes none of your bs, builds his own grey boat because who says he can’t sail on his own ship right, packs his best friend and shows up in Valinor 120 years late with Starbucks and a dwarf.

[timetravellingwinchester]

I love The Lord of The Rings so have a meme dump of my favourite LOTR memes