[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[izzetheking]

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

[heleanorcalder-deactivated20141]

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

[hypochondriac-butters]

clyde: ;3 *glomps you* owo wats dis? o///o 😂😂 lmaooo jk kdjdjdndkx what’s poppin bro

token, tears cascading down his face: yo, how the FUCK did you say that outloud

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

@adipemdragon

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

dude

[valshadowhunter]

[bombing]

if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

[ewaneneollav]

[catharticloathing]

rats. we’re rats. weeeeeeeeeee’re the Rats. we prey at night we stalk at night. weeeeeee’re the Ratsss

[furbysgf]

I finally modded the eyes of my favorite furby! I really like replacing furby eyes I want to customize them all! 

[hidou]

I barely use tumblr im so sorry to ppl who followed me weeks ago i just. Did now jfjskfks

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[frogmp3]

the originator of this phrase should be given the nobel peace prize

[supertears]

[rabbitfears-deactivated20180125]

[gay-slime]

Villagers houses be like

[a-shuhei]

they killed Kenny!

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

this is what i think film sonic should look like

[heedra]

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

[heedra]