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I can’t stop thinking about this tweet the like phrasing on this is hilarious to me

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

quotent-potables

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

— homunculus-argument on Tumblr

rockergiirl

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

heirtocragflame

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

celestial-fang

You know the economy is dire when your art professor says ‘not even my furry friends are getting as much work as before’

cuteskitty

Finished my professor/field researcher reguri au.

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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Tons of mileage to be had out of this image so thought I'd share it

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i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

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