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[imaginary-numbers]

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[princesconsuela]

Joey sharing food: a look through the series

[marvel-blog2]

i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction

[catchymemes]

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hide and Seek

[mankillercalledbunny]

Cat Camouflage

[sprinkled-with-sass]

catouflage

[kasueli]

why would someone reblog a photoset of everyday household things? so boring

[dsxsbx]

[1st-1]

[thepakistanimarthastewart-deact]

[lividlovers]

Seriously

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[freakxwannaxbe]

@gothams-gotchya this has got to be my favorite interpretation, and honestly, big mood

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[naamahdarling]

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

[tomhordy]

[tenpointstoq]

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

[boondock-smokes]

still my favourite on set story ever

[leandra-kinard]

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

[unicornsandbutane]

the Fjellowship of the Ring

[sanellydicarmens]

Moana [2016] : The story of the girl, who had been chosen by sea.

[becausebirds]

Britain’s smallest bird, the Goldcrest, weighs the same as a teaspoonful of sugar.

[marypsue]

#it also appears to be full of hate (via tumbleaboutit)

[veronica-rich]

If everyone else flying around you was the size of a Cadillac Escalade, you’d be pissed, too.