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Sade Olutola

Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom

Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@high-as-a-valley
someone: *sends me a 6 minute video* me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it
When you know something is satire but it could so easily be real
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”
#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
and he was supposed to be the expert
i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get ME to do it’s dirty work for it !
Whats this in reference to?
he basically said that everyone NEEDS both a father and a mother. some people pointed out that going without one is totally fine, especially in situations where the parents are same sex. At first, he stuck by his comment, but I’m mglad he took the time to learn about why it was a little insensitive
growth…
This brightened my morning :)
It heartens me that he listened and learned. It also points that he cites his reasons for the intial (albeit flawed) view. We all have lived experiences, and our lives sometimes shape us, and can make us erroneously believe things that aren’t quite right. But we CAN learn, which he did!
But I am sure some people are going to try and hold onto ONE thing, and use it forever.
Because, you know, people don’t learn or change, or make efforts.
There are some lost causes in the world, but there are also plenty of people who are willing to learn and grow beyond their own experiences and further understand things. No one’s perfect. But we can all try to be better.
College/Grad School Tip: Smile at your peers while they’re giving presentations. I know that class presentations can be boring to sit through, but presentations are always hard to give even if you’re an experienced public speaker. One friendly face can make the whole crowd seem more open and help people feel more confidence. We’re all experiencing academia together, so let’s all support each other.
please do not disrespect the moon
me every month: has my period AGAIN
me every month:
Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods
Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?
MOTOR OIL??????
never been to disney but this is hilarious
Isn’t this the good kush guy?
hes the when you have a bible verse for everything guy
“It’s 9:30 in the morning it’s too early to get wet”
I felt this on a spiritual level
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
No, seriously, when doing tech support, I would run into dudes who were sexist as shit, wanted to talk to a “real tech” and not “some girl”, and kept talking over me. My last job had been in phone sex. So, more or less instinctively, I started shifting away from my higher-pitched Cheerful Professional Voice, and into my Low Sultry Phone Sex Purr. “Okay, but I really need you to perform this essential troubleshooting step. Can you do that for me?” It worked every goddamn time.
The guys who were arguing with me moments before were suddenly all too eager to tell me what the lights on their routers were doing, unplug things and plug them back in, and thank me for reporting the issue to the line techs who’d be heading out to fix their problem in the next 24 hours.
I regret nothing.
like frankly if you can exploit the bug THAT EASILY, the devs aren’t even trying
As someone else who used the “phone sex voice, technical support manual” trick, this shit works.
It’s very homophobic that a female vampire isn’t trying to kiss or kill me right now.
Pro tip: put some money aside for such events so you can Uber tf out if you don’t have a car
I’m sorry but this is the best possible way he could have broken up with you.
Decoding dress codes
Via
I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH BUSINESS CASUAL THE LAST FEW DAYS, BLESS YOUR SOUL
Ooooh this actually clears up some stuff
Anyways I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces and tbh I have faith I’ll find that