Help, My Foot Got Trapped in the Blog! I'm Sinking!

We're your friends, be nice to us. Posting our high thoughts Love y'all, fuck the haters

[high-its-us]

Playground GOAT

[high-its-us]

ask not for whom the dick tolls

it tolls for thee

[high-its-us]

Fart less shart harder

[high-its-us]

Mozarella of friendship

[high-its-us]

Spit, shit, and quiver

[high-its-us]

gooner ragebait

[high-its-us]

Qanon? More like Lebanon.

[high-its-us]

MLM and WLW. I AM NBLWMNB

[high-its-us]

"Alexa play Tyler the Creator" I say to my German husband in his face. He explodes.

[high-its-us]

dude this shit aint a cake but holy moly did I see colours

[high-its-us]

Cinematic? More like cinemaddict

I love da movies

[high-its-us]

Hercock Holmes

[spicy-apple-pie]

I want to do more stuff with Dick and Jason as the only two siblings because I feel like that was a crazy time for Bruce

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[high-its-us]

The guy I've been seeing: So what are we

Me: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! YOU'RE NOT REAL!!

[high-its-us]

Me: I've got that dawg in me

Jealous boyfriend who thinks I'm fucking my anthropomorphic co-worker: what

[high-its-us]

Respond to my reels, I'm high

[high-its-us]

Chekhov's gun indisputably belongs in big-budget porno— if you see a penis in the first act, you know it's gonna go off!