HIGH AT THE DOLLAR STORE

i get high and go to the dollar store...what else is a po' muthafukka like me s'posed ta do??? i ain't got cable bitch!!!

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be the king of your cell block with this nifty japanese prison shiv...

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cucumber guillotine...JAPANESE DOLLAR STORE IN EFFECT BOYEEEEEE!!!

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this is okay to grab by the pussy...

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japanese shoe socks...$1.50...

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pizza level EXPERT!!!

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i got chinese eyed and found a japanese dollar store and they had chair socks...CHAIR SOCKS!!! for the next few weeks I’M HIGH AT THE JAPANESE DOLLAR STORE!!!

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hold a bubble...float a ball...spend $2 n get em all!!!

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solar powered hot chocolate...uno dollaro...

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it’s like from that john cougar song, ‘HOT DOG CHILI SAUCE...OUTSIDE TH’ TASTEE FREEZE!!!’ classic rock yo...

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hair gel for hookers...$1...

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i think this dog is wearing grandma’s dentures...

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jesus buys this stuff for the holidays because he’s jewish...

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happy #blackfriday from my kief catcher!!!

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these aren’t the soups you’re looking for...

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i like a little green in my bowl...

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they’re already feeling the effects of the presidential election at the dollar store...

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stains are free...