[thedailyshow]

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

The U.S. in a gif series.

[pdawgz]

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

[meanplastic]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[martysimone]

Rosamosario | Love in Portofino • body in Chantilly lace + crystal buttons 

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[bob-belcher]

[thebootydiaries]

“guess i’ll break my leg just for the hell of it hahaha”

— a canadian with hella healthcare probably  (via garyjarman)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines

[truestoriesaboutme]

The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

[doux-amer]

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”

The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”

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[hashtagloveloses]

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

[thebootydiaries]

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

[happiersuggestion]

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

[kermitreactions]

burrito is good for when sad time

[alexstyx]

most barbie movies from the 00s were better than like half of disney movies and that’s the truest tea

[atrisk]

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

[atrisk]