the collection
hi, my name is josephine and i’m a fan of playing hot and dumb dnd characters, aka self inserts. games are tagged g:title or g:abbreviation or g:nickname! characters are tagged c:name. welcome to the jos-zone (josie zone)
current games and characters:
einsamwald: a zelda-inspired open world pbp 5e dnd game in which six teens are prophesized to save the world. currently in a level one intro, with a future time skip to level 5/6 and about 23 instead of 18 and squishy. also everyone’s names are alliterative because that’s Cute. i play primrose pond [ae/vae], a level 1 future springtide bard who is currently worried about growing up because ae’s not done being a weird little rascal child yet. high cha, low Nothing i rolled Well ae has 10 strength and that’s aer Lowest stat babie.
juniper ridge: it’s 2005 and we’re all monsterhearts. a pbp monsterhearts game set in the early 2000s for that sweet sweet jennifer’s body vibes. i play addison ward [she/her], using The Queen playbook, an ambitious sorority president mostly focused on rising through the ranks of whatever she can get her hands in. cool, calm, collected, and hot if you’re into that.
amber: a short-term amber diceless game set in the world of amber, based on the amber book series. i know nothing about it and play harlowe [he/him] a soldier of amber dedicated to the crown (specifically the crown as it is held by its rightful owner the crown prince benedict) who is maybe the best in the world at warfare and also strength. also he eats bugs but bugs are mice and mice are hounds. hope that’s not confusing
lost laboratory of kwalish: a pbp 5e game in which we are adventurers seeking the lost laboratory of the wizard kwalish. i play cord [she/her], a 6th level way of mercy monk who has many weapons, few words, and is only there to be the hired guy for the wizard to cast haste on and couldn’t give less of a shit about the contents of the laboratory.
various single-use or test combat characters come up as they come up - some include colby [she/her], a level 11 shadow sorc/assassin rogue who was a slutty dark academia ra for a one-shot, and colbie, a level 15 shadow sorc/phantom rogue for a test combat (they’re legally distinct characters).
past games and characters:
fate: a home game with my sisters featuring the windowwasher [they/them] a dwarven rogue who is among other things a flat earther and doesn’t believe in magic
camp bumblebark: a fantasy high inspired summer camp campaign featuring eden honey [she/her], a 17 year old fey wanderer ranger with an older sister complex and a longbow
hoot growl halloween: a fantasy high inspired one shot with the bumblebark chowder clams featuring pax iderma [they/them] a loxodon himbo bloodrush player with 2 wis and a big heart
fantasy high mage madness: high school magic tournament style game in which i played kennedi vanderbilt [she/her] one half of the shittiest bard/sorcerer twins this world has ever had the honor of seeing played.
grand martini ball: a short quest featuring palacekeeper marguerite vesper-boulevardier [ae/aer], inquisitive rogue with a no nonsense attitude and a lot of love for their spouse vivienne.
miserpocalypse: we are all little misers, like the christmas guys. i played mr icicle [he/him] a cold-hearted 20th level druid (for some reason)
the ludicrous larceny: hired goons steal things! i played ekky [they/them], an echo knight fighter with a high tolerance for alcohol and a low tolerance for hangovers. their best friends are their echos - kat, teri, and rina!
monorogues: a combat test one-shot where we’re all rogues, of a sort. i played bijou (bee) [they/she] a gloomstalker/assassin multiclass who burned bright and died early. rip baby bee.
entropica: ambassadors from the planes come together to fix the cracking of the entropica. i played nephel [they/he], a cloudkeeper from the court of the endless sky who was just so bad at interacting with people.
rulers of skara: also known as pirates, in which we are all pirates currently hired to break someone out of prison and in the process getting thrown in prison ourselves (different prison). i played cas (cressophiliel aeronwen seadweller for long) [she/her] an insane sea sorcerer with wild magic surges for fun who was as bitchy as she was hot and had complexes about them both.
evil & evil: two teams secretly play in the same world, not quite against each other but definitely not aligned. i played scylla [she/ii] a way of ooze monk who was also a big scary octopus lady. wife (this is a bit)

















