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[calli0pea]

unfortunately, Sky High was only (1) 1hr 30 min Disney film and not the 6 season so-bad-it’s-good CW series it could’ve been

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[tinygalaxykid]

🕊️🕊️Day Off🕊️🕊️

[top-lil]

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[classichorrorblog]

The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Winter Driving Tips from Your Internet Brother:

Make time to scrape off your car before you go. Scrape off all of your car. This means the roof and the rear windshield as well.

If the road looks wet but you’re not sure if there’s black ice, look at the wheels of the car in front of you. If you can see droplets flinging up, the water on the road is not frozen.

Your stopping distance will increase exponentially with how bad the weather is. Give yourself at least twice as much room to stop as you normally would.

If your car is going out of control and you HAVE to hit something, aim for something soft (snowbanks are softer than trees) and hit that thing at an angle.

Never get in the car without a coat, hat, and gloves.

If your car is out of control, look and steer where you want your car to go.

Take your car to an empty parking lot with snow in it and purposefully lose control. This will teach you how to handle your car.

If your car is real wheel drive, put something heavy in the trunk to give you better traction.

Take 5mph off the speed limit for bad weather, 10mph off for really bad weather.

For automatic transmission cars, the N in PRNDL stands for Neutral. This is the gear that your car should be in if you are trying to push it.

If you need to use your windshield wipers, your headlights also need to be on.

This button is your defroster: 

Please use your defroster if your windows are fogging up.

Ultimately, please just stay safe. Do these things not only for yourself, but to protect others on the road.

-Reid

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Reblogging this with:

If you are storing your car outdoors during the winter and it is cold, you need to drive your car regularly to preserve the battery.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Open spaces are the most dangerous because the wind will blow snow onto the road. Beware of farm fields, etc.

[mousebrarian]

Don’t use your high beams when it’s snowing. The falling snow will reflect the headlights back into your eyes.

[jennyislander]

If you need to go down an icy hill, put your car in neutral. That way your brakes will not be fighting the power of the engine. If you forget to put it back into drive at the bottom of the hill, your car will tell you.

When braking, you should not only allow much more distance for braking (as above) but also lightly, rapidly, and repeatedly tap the brake pedal with your foot. This is called feathering the brakes. Even if you have anti-lock brakes, feather them. Source: Personal experience.

DO. NOT. GO. FAST.

If your car begins to swerve and/or spin, do not use either the accelerator or the brakes. Doing either will put more energy into the situation and you will swerve and/or spin more. Which way is the butt of the car going? Turn your wheel in that direction a little bit at a time. Let the car slow down on its own. Unless it is headed toward your doom, do not get out. You are safest inside its crash protection. (Not applicable to Tesla vehicles, antique cars, or anything that is on fire. Do not drive any of those three in icy winter conditions.)

When you can feel that the car is once again on Not Ice, assess the situation. If it is safe to drive away, accelerate very gradually and turn gently. Pretend you are transporting an assembled wedding cake.

Even if the rest of the highway is not icy, the bridge or overpass will be icy. Drive accordingly.

Do you absolutely have to go out when you may need the above tips? Always ask yourself this question.

[starcrossed-sky]

Also, and this is the key one from my dad that I never hear on these kinds of posts, if you live somewhere with hhills - and I mean real hills not vague inclines - you are not getting up those unless you are going a minimum of 30. You’ll stall at best and spin at worst because you’re not building enough momentum to defeat the slide. This is the wisdom of the Cascades ski driver.

[milfuetoast]

Co-signed, grew up in hilly af Northern U.S. Practice because it isn’t intuitive, and feather those brakes.

[inqorporeal]

also: keep a couple sheets of cardboard and a box of kitty litter or birdseed in your car. if you get stuck in snow or on ice, either of these will help you get traction under your tires. the cardboard is better for snow, the litter/seed better for ice, but it really is dependent on the situation. do not just spin your tires if you get stuck: you’ll melt the surface and then it will freeze again smoother and you’ll have a harder time getting out.

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[heimeldat]

This little guy has lived in my head for soooo long, but I haven't drawn him since I was a kid haha.

ID: a semi-realistic pen drawing of a squirrel and pigeon combined gryphon style, with loose low-saturation colors slapped on. Underneath it says North American Rock Gryphon, common name American Squigeon. end ID

[mathew]

[3liza]

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[no-borders-no-nations]

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]

[springheeledpuck]

I’m convinced that’s if I’d heard this version years ago inwoukd have come to conclusion that I was a Lesbian a lot quicker

[athenadark]

lyrics still sound a bit chipper for 80s electronica

[youreonyourownkid]

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

[youreonyourownkid]

amazing work thank you

[dyke-dyke-goose]

does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??

[segamascott]